What’s With WordPress???

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Yesterday I went out to play basketball, and when I came back, my blog’s regular Stats page was gone, replaced by WordPress’s new improved ugly Stats page that I don’t like. I’d ask them about it, but “Contact Us” doesn’t work, no matter what I do.

On top of all that, they sent me an email today, something from “WordPress business,” whatever that is, trying to hit me up for $300 or else it’s adios, muchachos. We just paid the renewal fee here two months ago or so, so what’s this all about?

So I can’t get in touch with anyone at WordPress to ask my question and I don’t know what nasty little surprise they’ll spring on me next.

If I suddenly disappear from the Internet, please be advised it wasn’t my fault.