I fully expected there to be a winner waiting for me when I came down this morning. Imagine my surprise when I discovered there are still 14 comments to go! So, like, there’s gotta be a winner sometime this morning.
I hope the winning comment, No. 33,000, turns out to be witty, pithy, a la Julius Caesar (“Veni, vidi, vinci”).
The prize is one of my books, autographed. It turns out I’m not allowed to award anyone a do-over of his or her teen years.
So where is everybody this morning? Saddle up, guys!