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The management regrets to inform the readership that Joe Collidge has been rushed to the emergency room at Dizzy Dean Hospital following an attempt to spell the word “weltanschauung.” The word means “world view.” It is not known why Mr. Collidge did not simply write “world view.”
According to a confidential source, “The top of his head come off and there wasn’t nothing in it.”
A full recovery is expected, according to another source, we forget which one.