Emergency! Joe Collidge Stricken

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The management regrets to inform the readership that Joe Collidge has been rushed to the emergency room at Dizzy Dean Hospital following an attempt to spell the word “weltanschauung.” The word means “world view.” It is not known why Mr. Collidge did not simply write “world view.”

According to a confidential source, “The top of his head come off and there wasn’t nothing in it.”

A full recovery is expected, according to another source, we forget which one.

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.

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3 responses to “Emergency! Joe Collidge Stricken

  • Linda Sorci

    Horrors! I dread to think what will become of his antenners?!

  • UnKnowable

    I was really concerned. I don’t agree with Joe on much of anything, but I always enjoy hearing from him. However, once you said that his head was afflicted, I heaved a giant sigh of relief, because you can’t harm Joe by hitting him in the head. It’s basically a vestigial organ, in his case. 🙂

  • Phoebe

    Oh, dear, I hope they manage to put the top of his head back on before some (gasp) knowledge drifts in by accident.

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