Civil War General Ambrose Burnside was every bit as much a woman then as Bruce Jenner is now. (You didn’t really think I was gonna post a picture of Jenner, did you? My stomach won’t take it.)
It was bound to happen. Glamour Magazine, it has been leaked, is going to name a man its 2015 Woman of the Year ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/25/women-cry-foul-glamour-magazine-names-bruce-jenner-woman-year/ ).
The lucky man is Bruce Gender–er, Jenner–who has had all sorts of things done to his body so he can call himself a woman.
For those of you who slept through high school biology, every one of the millions and millions of cells in a male human body has XY chromosomes. Female cells have XX chromosomes. Therefore Bruce Gender is still a man. Not one cell in his body is female.
Now, what is the purpose of all this? Our Progressive friends would have us forced to confess that Bruce Gender is a woman, on pain of being labeled Haters and Bigots and being barred from public speaking. Having redefined marriage, they feel free to redefine truth. As we saw yesterday, they teach your children that 5+5+5 does not equal 15.
The whole thrust of this program is Satanic to the core. They breed confusion, chaos, and fear, possibly to get us into the mood for a global government with them in charge of it. But who can read such depraved and addled minds?
When the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do (Psalm 11:3)?
Well, we can at least stick to the truth and speak it. We can at least do that.
Ah, but poor Catie is a woman who was trapped inside a man’s body for years, yearning to be free. Who better to give an award to for Woman of the Year? Certainly not to, say, someone who had done something selfless and heroic. That would just be stupid. No one wants to see a woman who spent her life in a third world country caring for orphans, or a woman who risked her life to save someone from a burning building. That’s nonsense. Caitlyn Jenner, now, she’s the real deal.
Don’t I know it! All this time, I’ve been a zillionaire trapped in a poor man’s body. When is the government going to make me equal to Thomas Friedman?
If I was a woman I would be offended at that. And were all the feminists at?
They were probably out there, somewhere, making feminist music and singing hymns to Hillary Clinton.