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Is It a Lie or a Delusion? REPRINT

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From June 16, 2015

Consider the sad case of Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who became the head of the Spokane NAACP and a regular customer at the racial harassment shop, even going so far as to send hate mail to herself–all of it accomplished by telling people she was black ( http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/http-www-komonews-com-news-local-Spokane-NAACP-l-6327936.php ). Only now she has to resign her post because her mother and father have provided undeniable proof that their daughter is, in fact, white–and always has been.

Please, someone explain to me how Bruce Jenner really, honest, is a “woman” but poor Rachel is not some unfortunate black woman trapped in a white woman’s body, yatta-yatta. Which statement is a lie, and which is a delusion? Or are they both lies, or both delusions?

Once upon a time they used to lock you up if you insisted you were Napoleon Bonaparte, the Archangel Gabriel, or (to use C.S. Lewis’ example) a poached egg.

But now it’s different. Now everybody else has to join hands and dance around your delusion, singing “Hail, Napoleon!”

What would have happened if Rachel had stuck to her guns and insisted she really is black, she can’t help it if Fate unjustly sentenced her to life imprisonment in this crummy Caucasian body? Would anybody have the nerve to tell her to get lost? Or would she wind up with Bruce Jenner, winning a Medal of Freedom? (And boy, have they debased that award!)

What if she’d remained at her post and threatened to sue the NAACP if they fired her because she’s white? Wouldn’t she have them for racial discrimination?

But let’s make it easy for ourselves. Let’s get down to brass tacks. Anyone who goes along with this blatant nonsense, be it trans-gender, trans-racial, or trans-whatsoever, is completely without even a shred of integrity, and should be recognized as such. In these cases, the enablers in politics, the nooze media, and the schools are much more despicable than the poor lost souls who make war against their own bodies.

Meanwhile, I am a billionaire trapped in a poor man’s body, and I demand my rights!

‘The Chance of a Lifetime’ (2017)

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I refuse to post pictures of these wretched people. Here’s a nice flying fish instead.

Wow! It was the chance of a lifetime! Win a picnic on Catalina Island… with Bruce (“Call me Caitlyn, dammit!”) Jenner. Who was once a man–and still is, if you could ask his cells.

‘The Chance of a Lifetime’!

I forget what you had to do to win this, uh, prize. Probably something really degrading. Maybe even as shameful as hosting a show on Fox Nooze as supposedly a (LOL) “conservative” and see how many female pronouns you can cram into one paragraph about Bruce Gender. You could pretend you were Sean Hannity.

Nah, that’s just too cruel.

This Wacko Wants My Money

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There is no wholesome and decent way to illustrate this post according to its content. Here’s a spring peeper instead.

We got an email yesterday from Bruce Jenner, former Olympics star, who now calls himself “Caitlyn” and pretends to be a woman. He asked for money to launch his campaign for governor of California.

Even California doesn’t deserve that.

Maybe he thinks I’ll give him money because he says he’s a Republican. I don’t care if he says he’s a boiled potato. We don’t generally hand out money to men who say they’re women.

As it is, our nation’s so-called “leaders” are already turning America into a planetary laughing stock. Do you honestly, truly, really believe world leaders take Biden the Scarecrow seriously? They must be laughing themselves silly when the camera’s off. Soon they won’t bother to turn it off at all.

So Gender Jenner will fit right in. Who needs a freak show anymore? We have 21st-century politics!

Faithful Pastor, Heathen Congregation

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Rev. Justin Hoke has learned it’s very hard to pastor a churchful of Bible-denying heathen.

Hoke has been fired as pastor of Trinity Bible (that word is obviously in there by mistake) Presbyterian Church in the aptly-named town of Weed, California (https://pjmedia.com/faith/calif-pastor-ousted-from-church-over-bruce-jenner-is-still-a-man-billboard/). He was fired for putting this message on a sign outside the church.

“Bruce Jenner is still a man. Homosexuality is still sin. The culture may change. The Bible does not.” Soon the sign was vandalized by “LGBT activists” (translation: hate-filled sodomites). And Rev. Hoke was told by elders that if he tried to stay on as pastor, the entire congregation would leave in a huff. `

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. (Matthew 5:11-12)  We are sure Rev. Hoke knows that verse of Christ’s Sermon on the Mount.

Just for the record, every word that was on the sign outside the church was true, and every word spoken by “LGBT activists” and their supporters is false.

And now I’ll have to find a happy puppy picture to illustrate this post, or it’ll be censored.

‘Welcome to Caitlin Middle School’ (2015)

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A lot of what’s wrong with America is the fault of our so-called public education system.

I wrote this as a satire just three years ago. It doesn’t seem like such a satire now.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/10/04/welcome-to-caitlin-middle-school/

They literally teach our children disrespect for truth.

And Christian parents send their children there.

My Imadginery Freind!

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Hear at Collidge us Introllecturals we lern “things” we nevver knowed “abote” Before!

Yeasterdday “in” Intorsexonal Gender Studdies the teetcher she toled “us” yiu got to Has a Imadginery Freind who willl alyaws tel yiu “wen” yiu are thinkin or sayin or doing somthing “that” Is Sexist or Hatful or Micro Grecian!!! and the “Best Thing” abuot it is yore Imadginery Freind ze becombs Reel!! Jist by sayin you has one,, yiu reely has it!!!

My Imadginery Freind ze “is A” Trans Ghirl named Scrodd i think “that” Is a reel neiss Name!! and Now she gose whith me warevir i amb and yiu know waht?? I axually seen xer!!!! butt ze dont whant me to tel yiu waht ze looks lyke!! becose xe amnt done Trans Itchining yhet! so al I wil “say Is” that ze is reel Biutafull!! evin more Gorjist than Kate Lynn Jender!!!!!

Jist a minnit Aggo i was jist abote to rite “She” insted of “Ze” and wow did Scrodd let me has it for that!!! That “is” howe I got stoppped fromb making a Sexist Micro Grecian!!! and jist nhow ze is teling me i cant eeat no Wyte Jim Sox no moar i can only eeat Plad Sox becose them wyte Sox thay are Racist!!!

I can allreddy fiel my Intralleck groing by leeps and bownds!!!!

‘The Chance of a Lifetime’!

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Yeah, that’s what they’re calling it–“the chance of a lifetime!”

Chance of what?

Why, a chance to win the glorious, scarcely-imaginable prize of flying to Catalina Island for a picnic with… Bruce Gender! Or whatever he’s calling himself, these days.

A publicist emailed me yesterday to seek my help in drumming up ballyhoo for this contest. “When you think of courage, determination and inspiration, you can’t hardly help but think of” Bruce Gender, said she. Sorry, lady, but I am not going to call this guy “Caitlyn” or refer to him by female pronouns, just because he’s had himself surgically and pharmacologically mutilated. And when I do think of courage, determination and inspiration, I’d probably have to think obsessively about it for the rest of my life, and that guy’s name still wouldn’t come up.

Every cell in that man’s body is still male, no matter what they do to him cosmetically. He is a lost soul who is to be pitied. And you, madam, aid and abet him in his crimes against himself and against the sovereignty of God. That makes you worse than he is.

All funds raised by the contest, by the way, go to Brucie’s foundation for “equality and transgender rights.”

If you can’t think of at least 1,500 worthier causes than that… well, shame on you.

‘Woman of the Year’–a Man

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Civil War General Ambrose Burnside was every bit as much a woman then as Bruce Jenner is now. (You didn’t really think I was gonna post a picture of Jenner, did you? My stomach won’t take it.)

It was bound to happen. Glamour Magazine, it has been leaked, is going to name a man its 2015 Woman of the Year ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/25/women-cry-foul-glamour-magazine-names-bruce-jenner-woman-year/ ).

The lucky man is Bruce Gender–er, Jenner–who has had all sorts of things done to his body so he can call himself a woman.

For those of you who slept through high school biology, every one of the millions and millions of cells in a male human body has XY chromosomes. Female cells have XX chromosomes. Therefore Bruce Gender is still a man. Not one cell in his body is female.

Now, what is the purpose of all this? Our Progressive friends would have us forced to confess that Bruce Gender is a woman, on pain of being labeled Haters and Bigots and being barred from public speaking. Having redefined marriage, they feel free to redefine truth. As we saw yesterday, they teach your children that 5+5+5 does not equal 15.

The whole thrust of this program is Satanic to the core. They breed confusion, chaos, and fear, possibly to get us into the mood for a global government with them in charge of it. But who can read such depraved and addled minds?

When the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do (Psalm 11:3)?

Well, we can at least stick to the truth and speak it. We can at least do that.