Shuld I Change My Majer?

Ha, ha, that big dop is out Chrismis shoppin so now i got his blog.

Hay, Im thinkin of changing my majer becose Gender Studies its so hard, i been at it 5 yeares now and stil tryin to get my Batchler’s Degre. And then i here abuot the Universtity going to start a whole new Departmint of Zomby Studies! My prefesser he sayed we got the idea from Kent state ( http://leeduigon.com/2015/12/16/prof-seeks-funds-for-zombie-study. ).

Wuld yiu beleave it, som stopid Repulbican stodent sayed “But there no sech thing as a zomby”!! So thare istnt no point to studdy it! So now he got to go to Sensativty Traning or else git kicked out of scoohl.

Anyhow my prefesser he sayed it dont matter becose Realty is onely a Socail Construck, witch meens that zombees is reel if they is reel to yuo! He sayed we All Post moderns now and yiu cant be a interllectural if you not Post Modem. So thare istnt no reel Realty but onely whateffer yiu think is reel! Exept you not aloud to think stuf like Homo phobia or Climbit Change Denyal, that not reel at al even if yiu think it reel.

So may be I change my majer, or may be even get two degres, one for Gender Studies and one for Zomby Studies, boy wuuild I be smart then!!

P.S.–I stil got to ware a hat al the time becose of my moth antenners that growed on my heade wen they shot me ful of moth Hormoanes, and i stil has not go female cromasoames so I gess the exspearmint istnt goin to work affter al. But it aint al bad havin moth Hormoanes, i had som  body’s necktie for lunch to day and it was delishace!

5 comments on “Shuld I Change My Majer?

  1. Maybe he could take up knitting. It would serve the twofold purpose of keeping him in hats and food. And it could be they don’t recognize the zombies because that’s what they see all day as they congregate in these institutes of higher indoctrination. God save us!

  2. Yay, it’s Joe Collidge again!
    You know, Joe (if you ever tell us you’re real name, that would be nice), I think a pink and purple cabled wool sweater would taste better than those nasty neckties. You should try it sometime.

    1. Thare you go tryin to fool me agin! Yiu jist want my name sos yuo can send me ancyclopsedia or somthing lik that but yuo ordrinary dum peple cant foole us interllecturals and you probly hasnt got no nice swetters anyhow.

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