Norwegian Ninny Says She’s a Cat

I don’t find this so surprising. If a man can say he’s a woman, and wind up being “Woman of the Year,” surely an ass can say she’s a cat ( ).

I don’t believe this 16-year-old Norwegian nudnick sincerely believes herself to be a cat. In fact, if she were forced to live as a cat, she would think herself ill-used: no standing upright, no clothes, gotta eat cat food, no talking allowed… you know: the down side of being a cat.

Where are her parents? Under the bed, I would guess. Or maybe hiding in the attic.

No, this chick ain’t crazy. She’s just a particularly repulsive idiot who has figured out a way to get attention. Maybe I ought to ask her to advertise my books. Note the studs she’s had installed in her face. Maybe her parents ran away from home.

Why do I display such a stupid story here?

Because I wish to make the point that this stupid psycho crapola that first gets dreamed up in Collidge always escapes from the lab and winds up polluting the wider culture.

3 comments on “Norwegian Ninny Says She’s a Cat

  1. Sometimes stupid stories supply the necessary levity to this dark world. This ‘female feline’ does no favors to a cat’s reputation.

    Mark Twain, who loved cats, once said: “Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

    Maybe this nutcase read Twain.

  2. This is so sad actually. This lovely girl is so sidetracked from being a beautiful woman in Christ. While reading the article and watching the video, I almost could hear our defeated enemy laughing at her because this supposed “feline” activity is a mockery that he is throwing at our Creator God by toying with the mind and heart of this poor lady. She needs prayer most certainly and so does that fellow with her as well.

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