Eastern Kentucky University has placed itself on the cutting edge of academic piffle by offering a degree in Social Justice ( http://campusreform.org/?ID=5942 ).
So in case you just can’t handle the rigors of a degree program in Superhero Studies, Gender Studies, or Video Gaming, you can sign up for this one, which is intended to equip students for brilliant careers as activists or community organizers. America needs a lot more community organizers.
The university will disavow this, but our top-secret confidential sources have leaked some of the proposed syllabus.
Courses will be offered in Whining, Advanced Bellyaching, Creative Vandalism, Trolling Conservative Websites, Saying Snarky Things About Religion, How to Find Microaggression Everywhere You Look, and Inventing New Things to Complain About.
Keep those tuition dollars comin’, folks!