I amb hear to Tell yiu “that” Amairicka kneeds Moar Censershipp espatially of Amairickins and aslo espatially of Lee that bumb!!! Do yiu know “he” is Wrighting anether “one” “of” those Boocks that No Boddy thay shoodnt be not aloud “to” Reed??? Do yiu know his Boocks “thay” are Un-Constatoocionull??? Its ture!!! His Boocks thay got God in themb and peple Praying and no Trans Ginder Amairickins even thoh “thare” “are” at leest 85 Millyin “of” themb!!!
Jist thinck “waht” A Grate Cuontry this hear it wood Be if we hadded Moar Sensershipp and No Boddy cood Ever “say” hat speach and Micro Grecians or Anny Thing elsa!!!! Jist thinck how Grate it wood “be” iff Evry Boddy thay wood jist Shut Upp axept for us who is “in” Collidge it”s OK foar Us to say stufff becose “we” are Introllecturals!!!! Ownly reel Smart peeple like us at Collidge shood say things “and” all themb ordrinay dum peeple themb Dee-Plorabbles thay “shood” al jist not say Nothing!!!!
It “is” Censershipp waht maid the combunits cuontries So Grate,, “and” How can yiu evver has Sosiallism iff thare “is” No Censershipp???
My Nothing Studdies prefesser she sayed waht we “reely knead” is somb Masheen “that” gets hooked Up “to” yore Brane and wil Give yiu a Lectrick Shock wenevver “yiu” Thinck Sombthing Bad!!!!! It wood “be” eevin Bettor if No Boddy hadded no Branes at all!!! Branes ownly “get” yiu In trubble Anyway!!! Lookit Jo Byden,, he gets By “jist” fyne with-Out no Brane!!
We reely has got to “get Rid of” all Boocks “that” Are Nott a-prooved by the Stoodint Soviet!!!!!
The beauty of Canada’s “We hate hate!” regime is that everyone is always guilty! “Hate” is so indistinctly defined, with all sorts of “inadvertent” or even “unconscious” acts included, that trying to get through a day without committing some obscure species of Canadian hate crime is as impossible as operating a New York City restaurant that’s in 100% compliance with the health code.
Liberalism sometimes makes it a real drag to be human.
The United Church of Christ is just one of many dying flatline denominations, but noozies who don’t know any better–or who do know better, but just have an aversion to the truth–like to depict it as “a major portion of mainline Christianity.” Complete with “gay marriages,” “gay” clergy, and self-hating white liberals.
The combination of corrupt churches and a corrupt nooze media may not get much done, but it certain is disgusting to look at.
It’s been a few years now since Rutgers phoned me, asking for money. I don’t know how many times I had to tell them that I don’t contribute to perverse criminal enterprises. Maybe they finally got the message.
But at Rutgers Looniversity, the idiocy never takes a breather. For instance:
Here it comes, the next big thing–a revolt against “the mammal label” applied to human beings or any other living thing.
People Against Being Called Mammals (PABCM) staged a violent protest yesterday in the streets of Mamba City, Illinois, home of Whatnot University.
Explained a student community organizer who goes by the name of “Stick Insect,” “‘Mammal’ is only a label, a construct dreamed up by dead white males to keep down people of color and impose heteronormativity upon a whole spectrum of living things that are naturally gay and other-gendered!
“Well, we are not ‘Mammals’ anymore! Each of us has the right to create himself, herself, or xerself in any form he, she, or xe pleases! They can’t hang onto their sexual binary anymore, so now they fall back on their second line of defense–”
“It’s that whole thing of ‘Mammals’ and ‘Birds’ and other stuff, whatever it is they call it–gastronomy or something! It’s all designed to keep us down, to not let us be free!
“But we are not ‘Mammals’ anymore! The university has already agreed to list the word ‘mammal’ as a forbidden microaggression–and we’re only just getting started!”
Police broke up the demonstration by telling the students that there was an “Impeach Trump” rally starting in the nearby town of Scatsburg, which does not exist. Demonstrators spent the rest of the night trying to find it.
Hear at Collidge us Introllecturals we lern “things” we nevver knowed “abote” Before!
Yeasterdday “in” Intorsexonal Gender Studdies the teetcher she toled “us” yiu got to Has a Imadginery Freind who willl alyaws tel yiu “wen” yiu are thinkin or sayin or doing somthing “that” Is Sexist or Hatful or Micro Grecian!!! and the “Best Thing” abuot it is yore Imadginery Freind ze becombs Reel!! Jist by sayin you has one,, yiu reely has it!!!
My Imadginery Freind ze “is A” Trans Ghirl named Scrodd i think “that” Is a reel neiss Name!! and Now she gose whith me warevir i amb and yiu know waht?? I axually seen xer!!!! butt ze dont whant me to tel yiu waht ze looks lyke!! becose xe amnt done Trans Itchining yhet! so al I wil “say Is” that ze is reel Biutafull!! evin more Gorjist than Kate Lynn Jender!!!!!
Jist a minnit Aggo i was jist abote to rite “She” insted of “Ze” and wow did Scrodd let me has it for that!!! That “is” howe I got stoppped fromb making a Sexist Micro Grecian!!! and jist nhow ze is teling me i cant eeat no Wyte Jim Sox no moar i can only eeat Plad Sox becose them wyte Sox thay are Racist!!!
I can allreddy fiel my Intralleck groing by leeps and bownds!!!!
Our Temple of Higher Education at UCLA is hiring grad students as “Diversity Peer Leaders” to fight “toxic masculinity”–do they really expect to find any kind of masculinity here?–and “microaggressions” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11233). The money comes from mandatory student fees, and they’ve hired 20 of these specimens so far.
So what does a Diversity Peer Leader actually do for 13 bucks an hour?
Well, you’d better watch what you say on campus anywhere, because these clowns have the power to rat you out as a “bigot” and ruin your college career. If you or your parents had any sense, of course, you wouldn’t be shelling out big bucks to go to a fanabla factory like UCLA in the first place.
Complete the sentence and win a tin-foil hat: “I send my son/daughter to the looniversity because _______.”
Are people in America just not that interested in freedom and dignity anymore?