Calloo, callay, O frabjous day–we have a comment contest winner!
Marlene, you posted Comment No. 9,000 this morning, so you have won an autographed copy of one of my books, whichever one you please.
I need to know your full name and mailing address. You can email that to me at firstname.lastname@example.org , or else post it in a comment which I’ll delete after I copy down the information.
Sorry I couldn’t manage awarding you the country of your choice to be the absolute ruler of. Maybe next time. Meanwhile, congratulations–and don’t stop posting comments!