We are Not Crazy Hear In Collidge!!

I abject sternusely to That stopid lee sayin Collidge stodents Thay “are” going batts in reckered Nummbers! he “is” onely Sayin that “becose” he Is Not (!!!) a Intellectural like my self and evryboddy else who goin “to” collidge And he is jellice!!!

yes i Know some inderviddurals thay “in” tharapy but That dont meen thay goin Crazy, in Fact it “is” jist lyke Bringin In yore Car four a Tune Up! That dont “meen” yore car Is crazy!!

see What yiu can doo whith jist a little Loggic? if a car Is Sane than So “is” a collidge stodent!!! and yiu “can” Quuote me on that!!!

Yiu mihghjt as wel Not “arglue” whith Us Interllecturals becose “wee” mutch Smarter than yiu “and” Yiu Wil nevver beet a Interllectural! and Anyhow Tharapy is jist Reckriation four Us and “it” dont meen wee Has gonne even A litle bit looopy. Ordrinary dum peple thay go fishin Or play Cards “butt” us Interllecturals we doo Tharapy. Playin Cards it onely make yiu stopid.

i wuld Say morre butt Now “my” Moth Antenners thay Are iching jist tarrible so i got “to” go Find some Salve or sumthing.

One comment on “We are Not Crazy Hear In Collidge!!”

  1. Wow, Joe, you’re especially incoherent today. Has the debate gotten your antennae in a tangle? Maybe you should go have a nice silk tie for a snack and then lie down in a cool, dark place. That might help (a little).

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