Incontrovertible Proof: Elves Are Real!

This video comes from the security camera in an official newspaper office, so you know it’s got to be real because real newspapers never, ever do fake news.

We have an elf just like this one, an heirloom from my grammy, and his job is to sit on top of our Christmas tree. Now we can wonder what he gets up to when we go to bed! Although with two cats in the apartment, he has to be careful.

Some years ago my old Ballantine paperback edition of Tarzan at the Earth’s Core mysteriously vanished. Now it seems clear: the elf got it. Lazy cats, letting him do a thing like that…

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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