Religgin without No god!

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So my prefesser he Told “me” thay are goin to Bild a collony on The Moon and aslo thay are goin “to bild” a Tempal thare too! Butt “this hear Tempal it” wil “bee difrint! he “sayed.” becose “thare wont be no god” in it! and Thats becose thay wont have No religgion On “the” Moon and aslo thay wont Have “no” countryes and no Postesions neither!!! Just lyke in “imajin” by Jhon Lemon!!!

I aksed wehn They goin to bild This “and,” he sayed not jist yet “It Wil Take some time “to” get al the Wood and Tar Paper up on the Moon with a Rocket and i sayed Why we got to weigt?? “Wyh dont wee jist bild Our own Tempal rihght Hear on The Collidge Campas??” That is a Exskelent idear! He sayed. “Evry Place it neeeds a Tempal without no god in it!! Becose we” dont never Whant no Religgin on Campus, only Sceince!!!

wel we got to has something To “warship” in thare or else christins thay wil sneek in and Prey! So how abuot We warship Pressident Obamma? We all reddy got His statchue al we got to doo Is “move” it intoo The Tempal. And my Prefesser he sayed That “is” anether Grate Idear! Becose first Al Life Evulved from Rocks that got rayned on and than Peple Evulved and than Pressdint Obamma He evulved and he going to Creete evrything from Now On becose he “have” evulved into a sort of god but not That christin busniss!!!

So untill we Can “go to” The Moon and warship in That Tempal that hasnt got no religgion This wil do jist fine!!!

 

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “Religgin without No god!

  • UnKnowable

    Joe baby, you are o to something this time. The thought of lib’s living in an airless environment that varies in temperature from -250 to +250 sends chills of excitement up my spine. Be certain to take plenty Jhon Lemon CDs. He truly was the greatest of all the songwriters with Oedipal complexes and that should never be forgotten.

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  • UnKnowable

    Should be ON to something. Unfortunately, the error correcting feature of software came from college educated minds. 🙂

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  • Erlene

    It wouldn’t matter about the spelling. That is the least of their troubles
    in the mind-set being promoted in today’s institutions of ignorance.

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