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Spring Has Sprang!!!

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Spring has sprang awl “ohver” the Kampas!! Awl theez littel Croakus flouwers, tha’re awl ohver “the” Plaice!!!! And aslo we hadded this heer Grate Speatch by our Collidge Chaplin, he kicked “the” Bibul oaut Of the churtch and he Thancked Pressadint Obomb for maiking Spring “this yeer”!”!”

Well we awl gnu That!!! Waht we diddnt gnow is that Pressadint Jobydin he is The Sun of Pressadint Obomb and thats Wye he “is” So Grate!!!!!!!!!! Betchu diddnt gnow That ether!!!!! And this heer is Wye we “sing” Himbs to Pressadint Obomb and nhaow we “are” Goingto sing themb to Jobydin tooo!!!!!!

Natcherly themb no-good Crischins thay complained “and” cawled this Hairspray and sayed whee Are Hair-ticks !! Is That hat speatch Oar Waht???!! Thay wil has to has Senertivvaty Traning and “then” Get Ex-spelled!!!!

“This heer It Is “the” Niew Rellidjin we prombissed yiu” sayed The Chaplin “it is The Rellidjin of Hoap & Chainge!””!!!! Haow abuout That foar Grate!!!!!

 

 

The Return of Joe Collidge

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Light Bulb Idea Man, Austin, Texas

I was “not” reely Mising lasst weak!!!

I has joyned “a” Seecret Colt!!”!!!

This is jist “so” Grate!!!! We has a Stachoo, it “is maid” from Tyres, “of” Pressadint O’bamma with a Lite Bolb “for his” Head and aslo a lott Of Budd Lite cans!!! Yiu has to drinck Budd Lite and kisss The Stachoo’s feeet!! Then “they lett” yiu in!!!

The reezin I diddn Shoe Up “lasst weak” “it was” becawze the Colt is Seacret!!!!!!!! So “we” Are “not” aloud to Tawk abuout It!!!! And we has a Secrit Misshin>> hellp putt Awl Repubbackins in Jale so thay Cannt Voat ennymore and let Awl themb crimmanules Out “so” thay Can!!!!!!

It is So Coool! bein In “a” Secrit Colt that themb Ordrinary Dum Peeple thay doughnt Know “abuout”!” I amb goingto Sujjest we gets spatial T-sherts “so” awl the Commin Peple thay “whil Be” Jellice wen thay “sea” us!!!!!

Sumbday Our Colt it wil Be “big And” powerfull enuouhgh To “Taik Over” and then Evry-boddy hoo izznt In “it”, thay whil Has To “be” our Sirvints!!!!!!!!!! Then “we” willl has Demmockricy!!!!!!

Joe Collidge Hates This Blog

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Man I hate this blogg!! I hate them religgius “hims” and i hate them prares and i hate “al” the hat speach and Biggitry that stopid guy he “has” in this blogg!

And i hate “al that” stopid aminal stufff too! Like yeasterdday he have this stopid Arcticle “abote” some kind of Kimono Draggin it bited “some” guy’s leg. Waht a lode of Anti-sceince poo-poo!! Bille Niy he is Rihjght, we “must” awlyays lissen To Sceince and do “waht” Sceince says and Sceince it sayes thare isnt “no sutch” thing as no Kimono Draggin!

Yiu know waht he is doin? it is al “parrt of” him Climbit Change Denile! He “is tryin” To Scar ordrinary dum peple into Beleaving “in” draggins so thay wil Becolm christins and be anti-Sceince like him!! This hear is Whatt hapens when yiu Not a Interllutural and yore brane it dosn’t Work rihjght! that is Whye evry boddy whoo dont “go To” collidge thay shuld Go to jale “insted”!”

Im so Up-set, i wil prey to Pressadint Obamma that he Wil Come back “and” shut down This hear stopid blogg “four Good!!””

Religgin without No god! REPRINT

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So my prefesser he Told “me” thay are goin to Bild a collony on The Moon and aslo thay are goin “to bild” a Tempal thare too! Butt “this hear Tempal it” wil “bee difrint! he “sayed.” becose “thare wont be no god” in it! and Thats becose thay wont have No religgion On “the” Moon and aslo thay wont Have “no” countryes and no Postesions neither!!! Just lyke in “imajin” by Jhon Lemon!!!

I aksed wehn They goin to bild This “and,” he sayed not jist yet “It Wil Take some time “to” get al the Wood and Tar Paper up on the Moon with a Rocket and i sayed Why we got to weigt?? “Wyh dont wee jist bild Our own Tempal rihght Hear on The Collidge Campas??” That is a Exskelent idear! He sayed. “Evry Place it neeeds a Tempal without no god in it!! Becose we” dont never Whant no Religgin on Campus, only Sceince!!!

wel we got to has something To “warship” in thare or else christins thay wil sneek in and Prey! So how abuot We warship Pressident Obamma? We all reddy got His statchue al we got to doo Is “move” it intoo The Tempal. And my Prefesser he sayed That “is” anether Grate Idear! Becose first Al Life Evulved from Rocks that got rayned on and than Peple Evulved and than Pressdint Obamma He evulved and he going to Creete evrything from Now On becose he “have” evulved into a sort of god but not That christin busniss!!!

So untill we Can “go to” The Moon and warship in That Tempal that hasnt got no religgion This wil do jist fine!!!