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Religgin without No god!

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So my prefesser he Told “me” thay are goin to Bild a collony on The Moon and aslo thay are goin “to bild” a Tempal thare too! Butt “this hear Tempal it” wil “bee difrint! he “sayed.” becose “thare wont be no god” in it! and Thats becose thay wont have No religgion On “the” Moon and aslo thay wont Have “no” countryes and no Postesions neither!!! Just lyke in “imajin” by Jhon Lemon!!!

I aksed wehn They goin to bild This “and,” he sayed not jist yet “It Wil Take some time “to” get al the Wood and Tar Paper up on the Moon with a Rocket and i sayed Why we got to weigt?? “Wyh dont wee jist bild Our own Tempal rihght Hear on The Collidge Campas??” That is a Exskelent idear! He sayed. “Evry Place it neeeds a Tempal without no god in it!! Becose we” dont never Whant no Religgin on Campus, only Sceince!!!

wel we got to has something To “warship” in thare or else christins thay wil sneek in and Prey! So how abuot We warship Pressident Obamma? We all reddy got His statchue al we got to doo Is “move” it intoo The Tempal. And my Prefesser he sayed That “is” anether Grate Idear! Becose first Al Life Evulved from Rocks that got rayned on and than Peple Evulved and than Pressdint Obamma He evulved and he going to Creete evrything from Now On becose he “have” evulved into a sort of god but not That christin busniss!!!

So untill we Can “go to” The Moon and warship in That Tempal that hasnt got no religgion This wil do jist fine!!!

 


Piffle Alert! The ‘Lunar Temple’

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It was for just such notions as this that such expressions as B.S., codswallop, crapola, and blather were invented.

The European Space Agency has revealed plans to build a “lunar temple” or “dome of contemplation”–barf bag, please–on the moon, as part of a lunar colony ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4162296/The-incredible-lunar-TEMPLE.html ).

Listen to this from the ESA grand poobah, who says the lunar colony will be “a fresh start, a place where there are no social conventions, no nations and no religion, somewhere where those concepts will need to be rethought from scratch.” Rethought by idiots. I marvel he didn’t ask us to imagine no possessions, while he was at it.

So… they’re gonna have a temple, but no religion. They’re even paying an in-house artist to design it. But a temple with no religion–how long do you suppose it’ll take for that vacuum to be filled by something rather nasty? I mean, do these turkeys ever think things through?

Yowsah, yowsah, folks! We’re gonna leave our Original Sin behind on earth, and live in outer space and be as gods!

Except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it.  Psalm 127:1.


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