Fleeing America after the election of Donald Trump as president, a group of liberals landed in Magnoonistan’s Great Leader Rashid Radish National Airport yesterday to claim political asylum in Magnoonistan.
“We thank the workers and people of Magnoonistan for welcoming us,” said the group’s clan mother, Salome Starchild Stunata. “And now that we are here, we expect certain changes to be made. Sometime in the next two weeks or so, Magnoonistan ought to adopt an LGBT bill of rights and a special national program of Gender Fluidity. And no more Prophet this and Prophet that–it’s really not inclusive. Magnoonistan must fundamentally transform its culture, and we’ll be able to help with that. And now we demand to be taken to the nearest Starbuck’s for a latte, we’re all tired out–”
At this point a group of Magnooni schoolchildren opened fired with machine guns and mowed down the entire group.
A spokesman for the Magnoonistan Islamic Republic said, “Infidels must learn better manners if they want to come here. It is they who must convert to Islam, not the other way around.”