‘Starbuck’s Does It Again’ (2017)

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The original “Starbuck” with Captain Ahab–100% ineffectual.

I don’t know whether Starbuck’s ever got around to actually hiring those 10,000 Muslim “refugees” to show Donald Trump what for.

Starbuck’s Does It Again

No–rather, I’ve been thinking of the name, “Starbuck’s.”

Everybody likes Starbuck, the first mate on the Pequod in Moby Dick, because he’s humane and sane and understands that Captain Ahab is in the throes of a completely mad obsession and carrying the whole crew along with him–

And does absolutely nothing about it, and winds up perishing with everybody else.

Mr. Starback is the quintessential moderate: knows what he believes, but won’t stand up for it, totally ineffectual, and in the end, gets dragged down with the fanatics.

Makes you think, eh?

 

‘Let’s Nag Each Other About Racism’ (2015)

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“I really am the fairest one of all! Not a racist bone in my body!”

Stupid liberals. They’re so un-self-aware, they don’t even know they’ve cornered the market on racism.

Let’s Nag Each Other About Racism

In 2015 the lib who owns Starbuck’s Overpriced Coffee wanted his employees to bug customers about “racism.” Libs just can’t get enough of it. This caper drowned in a sea of mockery.

Four years later, they’re more obsessed with race than ever–and even farther from achieving self-awareness.

They’re the biggest racists on the block… But of course ignorance is bliss.

Lib Loons Embrace Big Business

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According to The New York Times–you already know this is going to be a load of BS, don’t you?–left-wing CEOs are now “the moral voice of corporate America” (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/23/new-york-times-vox-declare-corporations-the-moral-voice-of-america/).

Say what?

The loons at NYT are praising those who quit serving on President Donald Trump’s corporate advisory committee after he refused to join the nooze media’s manufactured hysteria over “white supremacists” et al. Yes, the president had the chutzpah to criticize leftid Antifa goons for showing up in Virginia last week with clubs and masks and urine bombs to “counter-protest” the dreaded neo-Nazis. Like, everybody knows hysterically violent Democrats are good and everyone who gets in their way is bad and must be beaten senseless.

Chiming in with the most overrated newspaper in the world, an outfit called Vox.com hailed lib-run corporations like Starbuck’s and Disney as fulfilling the role, nowadays, once filled by Christian churches. See, being a leftid turd-brain is, like, y’know, real spiritual, man! And, like, y’know, if you eat at Starbuck’s instead of Chick-Fil-A, that makes you, like, this moral giant!

Did I mention that the media buffoons praised the leftid CEOs for “speaking truth to power”? Leave no cliche unused! Hey, where do we pin the medals? As if they risked anything whatsoever by ratting on President Trump. Go ahead, imagine what might happen to anyone who ratted on President Hillary Clinton.

Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against His anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. Then shall He speak unto them in His wrath, and vex them in His sore displeasure.  –Psalm 2:1-5

When the Lord’s done laughing, a lot of people had better start shaking.

 

Starbuck’s Does It Again

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Some people just never learn. Of course, rich liberals are used to not having to experience any consequences when they screw up. So they keep on screwing up.

Remember when the grand poobah of Starbuck’s ordered all his employees to say “Let’s talk about racism” to any poor soul who came in to buy a cup of coffee? That policy wound up being smothered in laughter.

Well, Starbuck’s latest folly is an announcement that they’re gonna hire “10,000 Muslim refugees” to show Donald Trump who’s boss ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/02/24/starbucks-brand-crashes-after-announcement-of-plan-to-hire-10000-muslim-refugees/ ). Yessir, that’ll learn ‘im. Who does he think he is, trying to prevent terrorist-exporting countries from getting a beachhead in America?

Consequences? “Perception levels of Starbuck’s brand fell by an incredible two thirds” since the January announcement, according to a you.gov poll. That means two thirds of the people who used to say they liked Starbuck’s now say they don’t like it.

I would lose all respect for myself if I paid Starbuck’s prices for a cup of coffee–but shame on me if I knowingly let a single one of my dimes go to support a left-wing enterprise.

Go ahead, Starbuck’s–nag us about Climate Change and transgender rights, too, while you’re at it. Your CEO will still be rich even if the company crashes. And then he can run for U.S. Senate as a Democrat, with a magnificent record of failure snatched from the jaws of success.

American Libs Flee to Muslim Country

Fleeing America after the election of Donald Trump as president, a group of liberals landed in Magnoonistan’s Great Leader Rashid Radish National Airport yesterday to claim political asylum in Magnoonistan.

“We thank the workers and people of Magnoonistan for welcoming us,” said the group’s clan mother, Salome Starchild Stunata. “And now that we are here, we expect certain changes to be made. Sometime in the next two weeks or so, Magnoonistan ought to adopt an LGBT bill of rights and a special national program of Gender Fluidity. And no more Prophet this and Prophet that–it’s really not inclusive. Magnoonistan must fundamentally transform its culture, and we’ll be able to help with that. And now we demand to be taken to the nearest Starbuck’s for a latte, we’re all tired out–”

At this point a group of Magnooni schoolchildren opened fired with machine guns and mowed down the entire group.

A spokesman for the Magnoonistan Islamic Republic said, “Infidels must learn better manners if they want to come here. It is they who must convert to Islam, not the other way around.”

Let’s Nag Each Other About Racism

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I have never been inside a Starbuck’s, and I don’t plan on doing that anytime soon. Like, how much money can you cough up for a cup of coffee?

It’s bad enough they call their employees “baristas.” But recently, in an unsuccessful attempt to inject liberal politics into the most ordinary aspects of life, the top banana of Starbuck’s ordered his peons–er, baristas–to invite customers to “talk about race” while they had their coffee.

This little boat sank in a sea of public mockery ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000260/Starbucks-PR-fail-Twitter-mockery-causes-coffee-executive-delete-account-customers-say-NOT-want-talk-racism-ordering-coffee.html ).

“Hi, here’s your coffee. Now let’s talk about racism.”

Oh, what fun Lenny Bruce would’ve had with that straight line!

This caper is yet another living example of the lib’s entitlement mind-set. Because he’s so much smarter than you, so much better, so morally superior, he can just invade your space anytime he wants–or, better yet, downright delicious, he can order someone else to do it for him. Liberal heaven!

When you’re a lib big shot, you don’t have to solve problems. Indeed, you can even do stuff that makes the problems worse. Nothing matters but your own self-righteousness: and the cheaper it comes, the more you like it.

If there was ever a right time for a pie in the face…