Thay let me out “of” The infirmbery yeasterdday thay coldnt find nothing “wrong” With my brane evven thohgh i runned into the Class Room Dooor al that did Was it bended My Moth antenners! Thay thught i mihght of got A Concushion butt X-rays of my haed thay showed Nothing!
But oooh boy was I Up-set “whenh” i come Out of thare and i herd that No Good “Donold trump” he has Declaired War Aginst The Planet! and he throwed Out all Pressadint Obamma’s Climbit Change Regolatins and Trump he is goin To “make” the hole Humin Race extinked!!! jist so he Can make more Mony$$$!
Wel us Interllecturals hear At Collidge we has Got “to do” Somthing abote that!!! So ferst we played Whith Play-Doh and then “the” Prefesser of Spritulality she teached us This hear “thing” we can say Over And Over Again until Trumpt he is stoped coled! and yiu, yiu can Say it tooo and This is waht it is,
“klaatu barada nikto!”
It is a kinda Chant we got To Say like a Hundret times a Day “‘Klaatu barada nikto’ And it wil actavate The Force of The Unaverst and The Planet it wil get mad “at” Trumpt and Not let him De-stroy The humin race and The Planet it wil “take care of” him For good!!! Som stopid conservitive he aksed The Prefesser what “does it” mean klaatu barada nikto so She toled him to Shut Up and stop bein a biggit and makin hat speech and he “got” put in Sensortivaty Traning! that whil fix him!
wel my Antenners thay stil hurtin a lot but thay wil Be “okay” when i Get them stratened out.