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Honest, I Was Kidding

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Joe Collidge at rest

I’m a little daunted by the inexplicable success of Friday’s “Joe Collidge” post, “Trumpt he Is Finnished.” It had only seven views the day it came out: “Laid an egg with that one,” I thought. But Saturday it had 27–unheard-of! And this morning, ten more.

Just for the record, President Trump is not “Finnished” by any means, although we can surely hope the freakin’ Democrats are. Here in New Jersey, one of our Democrat Congressman is so disgusted with the dum-dum on Capitol Hill, he has announced his intention to turn Republican.

One of the perils of writing satire is that someone might take it seriously. I try to stay outside the bounds of credibility when I write satire, but the boundaries of real-world silliness are expanding all the time. What’s satire today may well be news tomorrow.

The “Joe Collidge” pieces are written with satirical intent, as a commentary on the blustering, blithering twaddle that calls itself “higher education.” If Joe ever says anything that turns out to be true, it’s pure accident. He certainly wouldn’t do it on purpose.

So don’t be afraid of anything he says. But be afraid of an “education” system that cranks out liberals. Be very afraid of that.


Trumpt he Is Finnished!!!

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Oman whatt grate news!! Thay has impeetched Donold Trump, he “is” gone and “he” Is Dunn For!!! and iff he “Stil” woont go awhay thay will Impeetch him Twyce!! And thenn Hillery she will “Be” Pressadint,, and that whil Give “us” time so that Pressadint Obomma he “can” “be” Pressadint aggen!!!!!! Oar we cood jist has Two 2 Pressadints himn And Hillery!!!

Hear at Collidge wee “are” Alll so Hapy we are Jumppin Upanddown it is so Grate!!!! and thiss Time we “can” chainge the Law so the rihght perssin thay whin The Elecksion evry Time and thare no Moar bad precidints like Trumpt!! And Hillery it is Her Tern so “she” auhght to “be” Precidant foar Fitfy 50 Yeers and Precidunt Obomma he “can” “be” Pressadont four Evver!!!

My Prefesser he sayed nhow Donoldt Trump he “wil” has to go To Jale and probbly shood auhght to be Extacuttid for Abstraction of Congrass!!!! and affter that he shood be shott! Like fromb nhow On evry Boddy whoo dont voat Forr a Progestive thay shood be shooted tooo!!!! Thatt is How “we” can “insure” Demmocratsy!!!!!

Me I cannt weit foar Hillerey to Take Over and make the hole Countrie Trans Ginder!!!! And aslo thare whil be a hole Lott “of” Free Stuff!!!!


Preventive Impeachment?

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“When shall we three meet again?” (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1)

We now have the House Judiciary Committee Report on why President Donald Trump just has to be impeached. The purpose of this move, says the report, is “not to inflict punishment for past wrongdoing–” eh?–“but rather to save the Nation from misconduct that endangers democracy–” what?–“and the rule of law” (https://townhall.com/columnists/jennaellis/2019/12/09/house-judiciary-report-bombshell-dems-trying-to-change-the-constitution-n2557690). LOL for that last bit.

To translate Dem-speak into plain English: they can’t “inflict punishment for past wrongdoing,” because there’s no past wrongdoing to punish; so what they’re gonna do is inflict punishment for any wrongdoing that the president might do, sometime in the future.

Is it necessary to point out that our system of governing ourselves is not “democracy,” but a republic? The terms are not interchangeable! To speak of the United States as a “democracy” has only two purposes: to bamboozle a poorly-educated audience, or to display the speaker’s own ignorance. Or both.

The formal Articles of Impeachment, proposed by rabidly partisan Democrats, are: 1) “obstruction of Congress” (breaking a law that does not exist) and 2) “abuse of power,” which, in a Republican president, can mean something as simple as being elected in the first place.

And after calling us every low-down name in the book–racists, haters, biggits, stupid hicks, deplorables, xenophobes, etc.–Democrats expect us to rally ’round their flag and overthrow the president that we elected to pull the Deep State monkey off our backs. “Oh, we see the light now! We are so happy that every schmendrick that we send to Capitol Hill comes home a millionaire! We are so happy that Bernie Sanders owns four houses! And that Joe Biden’s son was earning more than $50,000 a month for a no-show job in a foreign country! No more Trump! We can’t wait to get back to business as usual! That’s going to be just so great when you repeal our tax cuts and shower the money on illegal aliens! What a pity that we have to wait for it!”

The day the Democrat Party is put out of business forever, the very sidewalks of America will break out in rejoicing.


My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 5 (‘How Chick-fil-A Went Sour’)

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The lesson we should be learning from this is that The Swamp is everywhere.

(http://newswithviews.com/how-chick-fil-a-went-sour/)

The action we should be taking is to stop the creation of Swamp creatures by defunding the colleges and getting government–and teachers’ unions!–out of education altogether.

Because The Swamp is wrecking our country.


Chick-fil-A: It Went Bad Years Ago

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Notice! Entering Official Chick-fil-A Grovel Zone.

Christians were shocked when Chick-fil-A last month caved in to Organized Sodomy and discontinued its charitable donations to the Salvation Army and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes–tarred by Big Sodomy as “anti-gay.”

But in point of fact, Chick-fil-A has been playing footsie with the dark side for years.

In 2014 the owner died, his widow died in 2015, and whoever’s in charge now wound up hiring this creepy little leftist to manage the Chick-fil-A Foundation–where he proceeded to funnel Chick-fil-A’s money to more Far Left groups than you can shake a stick at (https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2019/11/chick-fil-put-obama-and-hillary-supporter-charge-daniel-greenfield/). We wonder, in fact, if there was any Far Left outfit that Chick-fil-A didn’t donate to. Daniel Greenfield has assembled a partial list.

In doing so, Greenfield writes for Frontpage Mag, Chick-fil-A has become “just another corporate leftist charity that lavishes cash on organizations linked to local Democrats and assorted diversity causes.” They’re going to keep it up, he predictcs, and “Then, before you know it, there will be a Chick-fil-A ad campaign about toxic masculinity.”

Bound to happen, for as long as Obama and Clinton donor Rodney Bullard is in the Chick-fil-A Foundation driver’s seat. He needs to be fired, and his works torn down and undone. Otherwise we must take Chick-fil-A’s betrayal of American Christians as a purposeful act, and find someone else to sell us fast food.

We have also learned to be extremely leery of any entity labeled a “foundation.” It seems they’re all up to no good.

We are learning that the Swamp is wider than D.C. and as deep as the pit. Far Left loonies have crept into everything, turning our institutions against us.

We didn’t know that, prior to the arrival of Donald Trump to the White House. But we know it now.

Draining the Swamp, after it’s had decades to strengthen itself at our expense, will be a long, hard, often frustrating job. But it would be hard to find a more important one.

We pray the Lord will equip us for the work.

 

 

 


‘Why “Trump is Winning” is No Mystery’ (2015)

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President *Batteries Not Included and Speaker John “Crybaby” Boehner–working together to screw America

So there I was in 2015, predicting Donald Trump would win the Republican primary. A political science degree might not be much use, but at least I’m a very good political scientist, if I do say so myself.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/09/17/why-trump-is-winning-is-no-mystery/

And this was several years before Trump’s actual election made it glaringly obvious that Washington, D.C., Republicans and Democrats together, is just one big happy family up on Capitol Hill, sucking our blood and picking our pockets. This is why Establishment Republicans are always content to be No. 2 in a two-party system. And that’s how we wound up with ruptured borders, Obamacare, same-sex pseudomarriage, and all the rest of the D.C. fun pack.

Donald Trump has pulled off the tarpaulin and exposed the toxic tar pool underneath.


Election? What Election?

Jimmy asks, “What elephant?” But Nancy Pelosi knows. It’s the one that’s going to stomp her party in the next election.

So the Squeaker of the House suggests maybe we’d all be better off if we didn’t have the 2020 presidential election. Her exact words:

“The weak response to these hearings [the House impeachment charade] has been, ‘Let the election decide.’ That dangerous position only adds to the urgency of our action, because the President is jeopardizing the integrity of the 2020 elections” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJ8emSWTQk).

Dangerous? Dangerous to whom? True, anytime we hold an election, we run the risk of putting some Democrat wacko in office. That’s dangerous. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Squeaker Pelosi seems to be saying here that the 2020 election is already illegitimate. And it’s all President Donald Trump’s fault.

But he’s not the one pre-emptively declaring our next election illegitimate.

I don’t know what she’s bitching about. There was nothing wrong with the 2016 election that a little more voter fraud wouldn’t have cured for the Democrats. So you have more illegal aliens voting, more dead people, more fictitious people, and more people voting multiple times–and plenty of cars with trunks filled with Democrat ballots held in reserve. All the old tricks. They were lazy last time, and it cost them.

And what are they afraid of? Don’t they believe those innumerable polls they trot out on the Drudge Report, Fox Nooze, CNN, showing any randomly-selected, off-the-sidewalk Democrat beating President Trump hands down? Like, Kamala Harris is down to about 1% in Democrat primary polling but she’s still a shoo-in to beat Trump. Or so we’re told.

Even so–maybe it’d be better to call off the election and keep on holding hearings until they finally find some way to railroad the president out of office. And then, just to be on the safe side, appoint a Democrat to hold the White House. Maybe even make it hereditary.  A few more amendments to the Patriot Act, and they’re in the clover.


My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 21 (‘Now It’s Getting Dangerous’)

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It’s not a real impeachment, following real rules, and due process hasn’t been invited to the party–and God help America if the Democrats get away with this.

Now It’s Getting Dangerous

What is it about banana-republic leftism that appeals to so many people? I mean, would it really be that hard for them just to move to Venezuela and leave the rest of us in peace? But no–they want to bring Venezuela here.

They reckon they can rule it, if they do.


‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ (2016)

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Maybe it would be simpler to ask, “Is there any government agency that has not lied to us about Global Warming?

In 2016 we caught the National Snow and Ice Data Center fudging, folding, and mutilating the data to get the result they wanted.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/09/21/liar-liar-pants-on-fire/

The same year, Hillary Clinton ran for president on a platform that called for the “investigation” of a thought crime, “climate change denial.” Her crimes, of course, got a pass.

This week President Donald Trump severed our country’s last connections with the Paris Climate Treaty, which called for the U.S. to cripple its own economy while China and India pollute to their hearts’ content: a bad deal based on fake science.

I can’t wait to vote for him again!


Donald Trump’s Place in History

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President Donald Trump has become a key figure in our nation’s history–not so much for anything he’s done, but for what he is: a lightning rod. A focus for hate that can’t conceal itself.

Because of Donald Trump, we have learned for certain that a Deep State does indeed exist, with its own agenda, stealing the sovereignty of the American people, with its claws sunk into everything. To them, our votes in an election are an empty exercise: they, not us, are to rule America.

Because their rage against Trump has overcome their caution, and moved them to cast away the mask of sanity, we have now been able to see how deeply corrupted are so many of our public institutions, pursuing ends inimical to the American people’s interests. From global government to the propagation of transgenderism, we’ve now seen enough to make it impossible to deny we have a problem.

Had Hillary Clinton been elected, as the elites desired, we would by now have lost all control over our country, all ownership of our republic. And most of us wouldn’t even know it. But Donald Trump’s presidency has brought all the madness out into the open.

What we’re up against is evil, dark, and fearsome.

May the Lord our God fight for us.


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