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How we Wil stop Trump!

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Thay let me out “of” The infirmbery yeasterdday thay coldnt find nothing “wrong” With my brane evven thohgh i runned into the Class Room Dooor al that did Was it bended My Moth antenners! Thay thught i mihght of got A Concushion butt X-rays of my haed thay showed Nothing!

But oooh boy was I Up-set “whenh” i come Out of thare and i herd that No Good “Donold trump” he has Declaired War Aginst The Planet! and he throwed Out all Pressadint Obamma’s Climbit Change Regolatins and Trump he is goin To “make” the hole Humin Race extinked!!! jist so he Can make more Mony$$$!

Wel us Interllecturals hear At Collidge we has Got “to do” Somthing abote that!!! So ferst we played Whith Play-Doh and then “the” Prefesser of Spritulality she teached us This hear “thing” we can say Over And Over Again until Trumpt he is stoped coled! and yiu, yiu can Say it tooo and This is waht it is,

“klaatu barada nikto!”

It is a kinda Chant we got To Say like a Hundret times a Day “‘Klaatu barada nikto’ And it wil actavate The Force of The Unaverst and The Planet it wil get mad “at” Trumpt and Not let him De-stroy The humin race and The Planet it wil “take care of” him For good!!! Som stopid conservitive he aksed The Prefesser what “does it” mean klaatu barada nikto so She toled him to Shut Up and stop bein a biggit and makin hat speech and he “got” put in Sensortivaty Traning! that whil fix him!

wel my Antenners thay stil hurtin a lot but thay wil Be “okay” when i Get them stratened out.


Is the President’s Name Hate Speech?

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Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

Well, apparently it is, according to the principal of a high school in Connecticut, where some of the students chanted “Trump, Trump, Trump!” to distract the other team’s free-throw shooters during a basketball game ( https://www.yahoo.com/news/school-principal-trump-chants-crossed-line-hate-speech-155230984.html ).

The principal said this “crossed the line” into hate speech. Possibly because the school represented by the other team had a lot of minority students–I don’t know. Is it forbidden to mention our president by name?

Do we need a list of presidents whose names are OK to chant while the other team is trying to sink foul shots? Let’s try a couple. “Harding, Harding, Harding!” “Tyler, Tyler, Tyler!” Nope, those didn’t work. People just said “Huh?” Then again, we’re talking public high schools here. They probably never heard of Warren G. Harding or John Tyler.

Anyhow, the principal is looking forward to a good old-fashioned grovel, and maybe another “forum on race, racism, and equity” like they had when some students chanted “SAT scores, SAT scores, SAT scores!” to imply that they, the suburban kids, were smarter than the kids in inner city schools.

Do you still think sports brings out the best in people?

Well, if we were bringing up our kids as Christians, they would, by the time they were in high school, know it’s wrong to try to hurt other people’s feelings–although I still don’t see how the president’s name does that. And if we were bringing them up to use their brains, they’d know SAT scores do not measure intelligence.

Let’s try another one. “Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison!” Ooh! Gotta be careful with that! A guy across the way just fell off a scaffold while I was chanting that one.


Can They Start a Civil War?

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Ex-presidents, if they’re Republicans, just ride off into the sunset and don’t bother us anymore. If they’re Democrats, they don’t.

Former President Barack *Batteries Not Included* Obama has taken this to new heights, buying a zillion-dollar mansion just two miles from the White House–public service has been very good to him–and telling assorted stooges that his goal is to “oust Trump” from the presidency ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271412/Obama-confidante-Valerie-Jarrett-moves-Kaloroma-home.html ).

Former Attorney General Eric aka Bagman aka Fast ‘n’ Furious Holder says, “He’s coming. And he’s ready to roll.”

Democrats say Obama’s “immense popularity” will be the lever he can use to overthrow America’s duly elected president.

Asked if he’s worried, President Trump shrugged it off and said, “It’s politics.” But I very much doubt he’s going to ignore it.

Clausewitz was famous for defining war as “politics by other means.” Is politics just “war by other means”?

Here’s the point: If they can’t run the country, liberals will settle for ruining it. Their whole reason for existing is to destroy and debauch everything that we hold dear, in the service of their master, Satan. I didn’t used to believe that, but they’ve convinced me that it’s so.


Worldwide ‘Witches’ to Cast Spell on Trump

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Have you noticed that everybody who’s bad is against Donald Trump? He is also opposed by a very sizeable contingent of melon-heads.

And now it’s the “witches” of the world who wanna get into the act. Yup–starting tonight, they’re gonna put the whammy on the president, and they’re not gonna let up “until he’s driven from office,” an idiot explained. ( http://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/news/a43285/casting-spell-donald-trump/ )

Oh! And the hex will also be directed at “all those who abet him.” That would be, oh, lemme see… some 60 million of us. Should we be scared?

If you have reasons for not liking Donald Trump, well, tally-ho. There’s all kinds of reasons. But if you think a lot of airheads “casting a spell” is going to “drive him from office”–note how they never, never tell you what would happen next, if they were actually to accomplish that–well, you and reason are probably not such good buddies as you thought.


These People Are Insane

I would pay good money to get out of interviewing this unhinged character, this Sunsara Taylor, but Tucker Carlson tries to do it.

These people would be funny if they weren’t so passionately committed to a delusional ideology which could wind up getting someone killed. She’s in a group calling itself “Refuse Fascism.” They have a manifesto. Why is it every bunch of wackos has a manifesto?

So what is “fascism”? I guess it’s everybody who’s not her: she never bothers to define it. What she does is rave. Donald Trump is Hitler. Everybody hates him. Only Nazis like you and me voted for him. “The future of the planet”–ah, yes, the Planet: one of the leftids’ God substitutes–depends on “driving him from office.” (Yeah? And then what happens? She doesn’t say.) Otherwise he is likely to start a nuclear war and “the mass incineration of human beings.” She also says she and her little group stand for “the rule of law.” Glad I was sitting down when I heard that.

She insists that she truly believes all these things. Carlson asked, “So then what are you going to do about it? Surely if you believe all that, you can’t stop at just staging political protests.” But she has no answer to that question.

Is this just Democrat comedy, or are these loons going to work themselves into a rage–with violence?

Why do I post such unedifying tripe as this?

Because these people are showing us who they are. Their party, the Democrat Party, must never again be allowed to take power. Not ever.

 


What??? Nooze Media Hubris on Steroids

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No one will ever accused MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski of being one of the world’s great thinkers. They never even accused her father, Zbigniew, of that–and he headed Jimmy Carter’s search for a way to surrender to the Soviet Union before it collapsed.

But even Mika outdid herself this morning. She ought to win a prize for it.

Worried that Donald Trump might, by some weird alchemy, persuade the American people that the nooze media don’t have their best interests at heart, Mika said the president might “actually control exactly what people think. And that’s our job.” (https://news.grabien.com/story-brzezinski-our-job-control-exactly-what-people-think )

Doh!

When I think of all the years I wasted as a newspaper reporter and editor, thinking my job was to present the facts to people as best I could, when all the time I could’ve been controlling exactly what they thought…

Noozies, noozies–you Democrats with press passes–you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things–have you still not yet understood that you’re your own worst enemy?


Ninny Alert: Actor Fears Trump Will ‘Destroy the Planet’

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Political discourse in America: any fool can play.

Now it’s some jidrool named Seth Rogen, supposedly an “actor,” who has sent a message to Donald Trump’s son suggesting that he “ask your dad to resign before he destroys the planet” ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/02/16/seth-rogen-begs-donald-trump-jr-ask-dad-resign-destroys-planet/ ). Gee, how would President Trump go about destroying the planet, even if he, like, really wanted to?

And I’m the one who gets accused of hyperbole. *sigh* I wonder how many brain cells this guy has.

Why even take notice of such twaddle?

Because this is what happens when a nation cuts itself loose from the living God–to a people who proclaim they have no king but Caesar. They will believe anything, anything at all, no matter how ridiculous. And their inane beliefs will prompt them to rash and foolish actions.

There are those who ignore this. More fool them.


Joe Collidge in Jale!

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I amb writing “this” in jale and ohboy am i uppset!

This here mourning in Gender Studies 202 thay teached us that a hole lot of Protest peple thay going to Moon that Trump Tawer “in” Chickago to make him re-lease his tax inframation! i did not know yiu had to lease your tackses but We al thinked “it” is a grate Idea “to” Moon Trump Tawer it wil make him “do” waht we Want and then he wil not “be” Pressidint no more and so We can “have” Hillery like she shuld of beeen Pressidint anyhow!

Wel of corse this Collidge is not in Chickago and we dont have no Trump Tawer ether but i stil wantted “to” Moon so as to Protest Donold trump so naturly i whent over to Our own Town Hall and i Mooned that Lollypop lady thay got out thare “on” the streat Corner becose she “looks” like she Voted for trump!!  Man was it cold! i jist abote Froze my Hynie offf!

And wuld yiu beleeve it?? Neckst thing i Know thare is Cops al over me! And thay went and Throwed me in jale! and thay didnt Lissen whan I toled them to Look on the Intranet and then thay Wuld see that we Interllecturals we has al “got” a Rihght to Moon anytime wee want, this Juggde in Mary Land he sayed Mooning is “a form of Artistic Expresion pretected by The Forst Amenment” ( http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/317873-hundreds-plan-to-moon-trump-tower-in-protest ). Thare Is No Way i shuld get throwed in Jale for doing a Artistic Expresion!!! I mean thare is payinting and Scrulpture and Music and aslo Mooning!

Wel thay sayed i culd has One fone call so i “caled” my Prefesser and “he” come over and sayed he wuld ogranise A Prottest to get me Out “of” jale and so i givved him This assay yiu are Reeding now and it looks “like” i has got to spend To Night in this jale sell butt at leeast it Is warmer than My prefesser’s Tool Shedd!i gess i wuld be al rihght now exsept That Lollypop lady she come in And hit me on my Moth Antenners she is a Dirty fashist and a Biggit and that reely hurted me!!!


I Has had a Dreem

I ate me a peace of a swetter last nihgt and it “must of had” like Carpet Cleener on it or somthing becose it Gived me a wiled Dream!

I drempt Pressidint Obamma he come “back” and made A Revilution and got rid “of” Donold trump and al them biggits and Haters witch suported “him” and than Obamma he turnt “into” a god! and he made Hillery the Pressidint insted of Trump and so she Lived “in the” Wite House And gess waht? I was her Boy Freind!!! and Bil Clintin he dint Mind becose he “had” a lott of Girl Freinds!

Yes! Wow!! i was Hillery’s Boy Freind now and i got To sleap “on” the Flore rihght by her Bed! and than She sayed “Mothy” (That was Her pet “naime” for Me( come “on Up hear a Minnet” and I thinked O Man this It Is goin to be Grate! and yiu know Waht she done then??? She gived Me a Indain Burn!!! Oboy that hurt!!!

And i sayed “how Come yiu” gived Me a Indain Burn and she sayed Becose I Can!! “I wil give This hole stinkin countrie a big fat Indain Burn and yiu wil here Them howell!! And then she strated Lauhghing and she Lauhghed so Loud it waked me up and thare i was freezing and my Moth Antenners thay Had Ice in them Rihght thare in My prefesser’s Tool shed! my Teeths thay wore Chatterin “so” bad i culdnt hardly “talk” but he Wuldnt give me No more blankits becose he sayed Its Globbal Warming “and whye” shuld he waist anether Blankit?

Wel i sayed Gee but I am awffle Cold! and he “sayed” Yiu be carful Waht yiu say or I “wil have yiu up on” charges of Climbit Change Denile and yiu dont “want” evry One to think yuo are a Racist do yiu??” Wel I gess that reely Shut me up!!!

I tell yiu this eddication It is reely Hard some times!!!

 


Starve the Beast!

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President Donald Trump (I do enjoy typing that!) this morning posted a Twitter message threatening to cut off federal funds to the University of California/Berkeley because of student rioting ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/02/02/donald-trump-threatens-cancel-federal-funds-berkeley-riots-shut-milo-event/ ).

See, Berkeley was going to have a conservative speaker, one Milo Yiannopoulos, so the “students” had to riot and create a tumult so that the speech would have to be canceled on account of inability to ensure security. Hard to do that when everybody’s rioting.

To demonstrate their tolerance, their good will, and their acute reasoning, the students burned ATM machines, broke bank windows, beat people up, and set fires on and around the campus. This I love: they even torched and looted a Starbuck’s! Oops–it seems being a big fat prating liberal won’t protect you from other liberals.

This is our chance–and it won’t come again!–to starve leftism right there in its nest. The university is the nest where leftist vermin hatches. This is the training ground, the propaganda center, where otherwise normal young people are turned into raving idiots.

There is no reason whatsoever for 17 to 20 million Americans to be enrolled in assorted colleges and universities. It’s bad for the country, bad for the students  who have enormous debts to pay off but have been taught nothing but how to be nincompoops, and good only for the academics themselves, who get to suck America’s blood, and a really nice pension at the end.

Now is the time to cut America’s overgrown, over-funded university system down to size–not with a scalpel, but an axe.

Posterity will thank us for it.


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