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I seen ‘Julio’s Seezure”!!

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I went and seen a play Last nihght it “was” Julio’s Seezure wrote by some “guy” his Name its Shakaspeer, it was”at” the Stodent Centaur And it was “put on” by our Collidge’s own Socile Jutstus Players but thare Wasnt noboddy named Julio in it “and” noboddy thay had no seezure! Insted it was al theese guys thay Was waring towls and Bed Sheats and thay caled them selfs Romins, i has no Idear waht “that” was al abote!

Besides, it Was al abote Donold Trumpt!!! Frist thay coldnt find noboddy who wantedd “to” play him but finely Some boddy he sayed he wuld “do it”, The showe must go on!!

Wel i was geting pretty Board and then abote haffway “threw” the Play soddenly evry Boddy thay al stabed Donold Trumpt to deth!!! WOW! Blood all over The plaice!! and then it was OOPS! becose thay reely stabed him “and” he was reely ded, dead, deadd!! and evry Boddy thay al kinda freeked out!!

So the cops thay came and aksed A Lot of qeustoins and finely thay taked Away “the” boddy it sure was “a” Mess! and A Lot of us we was warried and We al preyed to Pressadint Obamma to make nobody get in trubble we awlyas preys to him becose us Interllecturals at Collidge we “know thare”” isnt no God!!

Abnd this “moarning” goood neuws!! The Prosticuter he “is” a Dembocrat and he sayed “it was” jist a axiddint or may be Suecide but it sure wasnt No murrder so thare wont be no Boddy gets errested!!

And my Prefesser he sayed it dont Matter becose Donold Trumpt he “is so” Bad, even if yiu jist preetend to be him yiu jist as bad as him is and It “surves” yiu rihght to get stabed and kilt!!!

But i mussed Con-fest I sort of losed My appertight wen i seen al That bloood on them nice sheats and towls!

Waht a grate Play thiouhgh!!!


This Meens War!!!

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Iff yiu has not joyned #The Resistiance “yet” wel whatt Are yiu weiting for?? Yiu must be a reel stopid Racist Biggit!

Yeasterdday that Donold Trumpt he shuld Not be pressadint it shuld “be” Hillery, he went and busted “the” Intrenatonal Climbit Change Treety! That it was jist “whatt” them Russhans thay wanted him “to” do!! And now he going To Kill Everybody in the Worled and Destroy The Planit jist so he “can” make a big prophit!

Yiu jist weit til Climbit Change it takes Aweiy al the Air and yiu cant Breeth no more and aslo Every place it wil alll be Under Water!!! then yiu willl al be Sorry but it Wil “be tooo” late!! Keeth Odorman he “was” rihgjt wen “he was” on TV and he sayed Al the intellerginces in al The ohther countrys thay has got To get ridd of Trumpt! He wuld Not be on TV iff he wasnt reel Smart!

Butt no! No boddy thay didnt lissen “to” him and Now look waht hapens!

I has alyaws sayed The onely thing this evel Racist contry fill of De-Plorribles has got goin for It that “is” Us Interllecturals hear at al The Collidges and now We Are “the” only Ones that Can Save The Worled witch meens al yiu Odrinary Dum Peple yiu got to Obay us from now on!! And the frist Thing yiu got to Do is overthrough Trumpt!! Befour The Planit it runs Out “of” air and We al gets drownded!! This gots to Be done rihgjt now!!!! and then we musst make Hillery the pressadint and Pressadint Obamma he musst be Pressadint of The Worled becose onely he “is” smart enuhgh!

Rememember, thare cant be No more life On This Planit unles yiu obays us Interllecturals!!!


Thank You, Mr. President!

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It’s actually amazing, to see a president of the United States stand with the people who elected him. We are so used to being betrayed, ignored, insulted, etc. So when the president sides with us instead of with our predators, we are temporarily speechless with surprise.

But that’s what President Donald Trump did yesterday, when he announced that he would pulled the United States out of the bad joke that is the Paris Climate Treaty. A president siding with the American people! Almost unheard-of.

That treaty, by the way, was never ratified by the Senate as it ought to have been, but slid through via executive order,  courtesy of the last joker in the White House.

Now won’t the liberals, statists, globalists, and climate-mongers be mad!

Every villain on earth is going to be plotting to take our president’s scalp: the only ally he has is the American people. He stood by us; now we must stand by him.

O Lord our God, thank you for giving us this man to be our president! Guide him, and protect him from his enemies. In Jesus’ name, amen.

P.S.–I know this is impossible for liberals to perceive or understand, but nevertheless I’ll repeat it: Not one of the big shots who is pushing Climate Change/Global Warming acts for one minute like he believes what he’s selling. Not one! And if they don’t believe it, why should we?


Too Gross Even for Satanists

Note: this is not a satire.

The “Church” of Satan has disavowed CNN unfunny comic Kathy Griffin’s ha-ha sham beheading of President Donald Trump (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/satan-worshipers-disavow-kathy-griffin-grotesque-trump-behead/).

I will not post that image here. If you want to see it, go to the Drudge Report.

So this little “comedy” stunt was a bit too revolting even for Satanists. Can you dig it? The Democrats are so far off the deep end, they’re even losing the Satanists.

The “comic” has issued the usual boilerplate apology for her actions, claiming she’s not a violent person.

Uh… yes you are. You just proved it.

Do they honestly, truly believe they’re going to win over the hearts and minds of normal people–when they can’t even win the Satanists!–with behavior like this? With riots, threats, actual violence, crazy language, and all the rest of the garbage in their bag of tricks? “Wow! The picture of Kathy holding up the bloody severed head of Donald Trump sure has convinced me that I should’ve voted for Hillary! I can’t wait for the next election! You can bet I’ll be voting Democrat!” Is that how liberals think it works? Because they sure are acting like they think this is the way to charm America.

They must never, never, never be permitted to take power in America, ever again. Never again.

Because they are telling us who they really are and what they’d like to do to us, if they ever get the chance.


How we Wil stop Trump!

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Thay let me out “of” The infirmbery yeasterdday thay coldnt find nothing “wrong” With my brane evven thohgh i runned into the Class Room Dooor al that did Was it bended My Moth antenners! Thay thught i mihght of got A Concushion butt X-rays of my haed thay showed Nothing!

But oooh boy was I Up-set “whenh” i come Out of thare and i herd that No Good “Donold trump” he has Declaired War Aginst The Planet! and he throwed Out all Pressadint Obamma’s Climbit Change Regolatins and Trump he is goin To “make” the hole Humin Race extinked!!! jist so he Can make more Mony$$$!

Wel us Interllecturals hear At Collidge we has Got “to do” Somthing abote that!!! So ferst we played Whith Play-Doh and then “the” Prefesser of Spritulality she teached us This hear “thing” we can say Over And Over Again until Trumpt he is stoped coled! and yiu, yiu can Say it tooo and This is waht it is,

“klaatu barada nikto!”

It is a kinda Chant we got To Say like a Hundret times a Day “‘Klaatu barada nikto’ And it wil actavate The Force of The Unaverst and The Planet it wil get mad “at” Trumpt and Not let him De-stroy The humin race and The Planet it wil “take care of” him For good!!! Som stopid conservitive he aksed The Prefesser what “does it” mean klaatu barada nikto so She toled him to Shut Up and stop bein a biggit and makin hat speech and he “got” put in Sensortivaty Traning! that whil fix him!

wel my Antenners thay stil hurtin a lot but thay wil Be “okay” when i Get them stratened out.


Is the President’s Name Hate Speech?

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Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

Well, apparently it is, according to the principal of a high school in Connecticut, where some of the students chanted “Trump, Trump, Trump!” to distract the other team’s free-throw shooters during a basketball game ( https://www.yahoo.com/news/school-principal-trump-chants-crossed-line-hate-speech-155230984.html ).

The principal said this “crossed the line” into hate speech. Possibly because the school represented by the other team had a lot of minority students–I don’t know. Is it forbidden to mention our president by name?

Do we need a list of presidents whose names are OK to chant while the other team is trying to sink foul shots? Let’s try a couple. “Harding, Harding, Harding!” “Tyler, Tyler, Tyler!” Nope, those didn’t work. People just said “Huh?” Then again, we’re talking public high schools here. They probably never heard of Warren G. Harding or John Tyler.

Anyhow, the principal is looking forward to a good old-fashioned grovel, and maybe another “forum on race, racism, and equity” like they had when some students chanted “SAT scores, SAT scores, SAT scores!” to imply that they, the suburban kids, were smarter than the kids in inner city schools.

Do you still think sports brings out the best in people?

Well, if we were bringing up our kids as Christians, they would, by the time they were in high school, know it’s wrong to try to hurt other people’s feelings–although I still don’t see how the president’s name does that. And if we were bringing them up to use their brains, they’d know SAT scores do not measure intelligence.

Let’s try another one. “Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison, Benjamin Harrison!” Ooh! Gotta be careful with that! A guy across the way just fell off a scaffold while I was chanting that one.


Can They Start a Civil War?

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Ex-presidents, if they’re Republicans, just ride off into the sunset and don’t bother us anymore. If they’re Democrats, they don’t.

Former President Barack *Batteries Not Included* Obama has taken this to new heights, buying a zillion-dollar mansion just two miles from the White House–public service has been very good to him–and telling assorted stooges that his goal is to “oust Trump” from the presidency ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271412/Obama-confidante-Valerie-Jarrett-moves-Kaloroma-home.html ).

Former Attorney General Eric aka Bagman aka Fast ‘n’ Furious Holder says, “He’s coming. And he’s ready to roll.”

Democrats say Obama’s “immense popularity” will be the lever he can use to overthrow America’s duly elected president.

Asked if he’s worried, President Trump shrugged it off and said, “It’s politics.” But I very much doubt he’s going to ignore it.

Clausewitz was famous for defining war as “politics by other means.” Is politics just “war by other means”?

Here’s the point: If they can’t run the country, liberals will settle for ruining it. Their whole reason for existing is to destroy and debauch everything that we hold dear, in the service of their master, Satan. I didn’t used to believe that, but they’ve convinced me that it’s so.


Worldwide ‘Witches’ to Cast Spell on Trump

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Have you noticed that everybody who’s bad is against Donald Trump? He is also opposed by a very sizeable contingent of melon-heads.

And now it’s the “witches” of the world who wanna get into the act. Yup–starting tonight, they’re gonna put the whammy on the president, and they’re not gonna let up “until he’s driven from office,” an idiot explained. ( http://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/news/a43285/casting-spell-donald-trump/ )

Oh! And the hex will also be directed at “all those who abet him.” That would be, oh, lemme see… some 60 million of us. Should we be scared?

If you have reasons for not liking Donald Trump, well, tally-ho. There’s all kinds of reasons. But if you think a lot of airheads “casting a spell” is going to “drive him from office”–note how they never, never tell you what would happen next, if they were actually to accomplish that–well, you and reason are probably not such good buddies as you thought.


These People Are Insane

I would pay good money to get out of interviewing this unhinged character, this Sunsara Taylor, but Tucker Carlson tries to do it.

These people would be funny if they weren’t so passionately committed to a delusional ideology which could wind up getting someone killed. She’s in a group calling itself “Refuse Fascism.” They have a manifesto. Why is it every bunch of wackos has a manifesto?

So what is “fascism”? I guess it’s everybody who’s not her: she never bothers to define it. What she does is rave. Donald Trump is Hitler. Everybody hates him. Only Nazis like you and me voted for him. “The future of the planet”–ah, yes, the Planet: one of the leftids’ God substitutes–depends on “driving him from office.” (Yeah? And then what happens? She doesn’t say.) Otherwise he is likely to start a nuclear war and “the mass incineration of human beings.” She also says she and her little group stand for “the rule of law.” Glad I was sitting down when I heard that.

She insists that she truly believes all these things. Carlson asked, “So then what are you going to do about it? Surely if you believe all that, you can’t stop at just staging political protests.” But she has no answer to that question.

Is this just Democrat comedy, or are these loons going to work themselves into a rage–with violence?

Why do I post such unedifying tripe as this?

Because these people are showing us who they are. Their party, the Democrat Party, must never again be allowed to take power. Not ever.

 


What??? Nooze Media Hubris on Steroids

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No one will ever accused MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski of being one of the world’s great thinkers. They never even accused her father, Zbigniew, of that–and he headed Jimmy Carter’s search for a way to surrender to the Soviet Union before it collapsed.

But even Mika outdid herself this morning. She ought to win a prize for it.

Worried that Donald Trump might, by some weird alchemy, persuade the American people that the nooze media don’t have their best interests at heart, Mika said the president might “actually control exactly what people think. And that’s our job.” (https://news.grabien.com/story-brzezinski-our-job-control-exactly-what-people-think )

Doh!

When I think of all the years I wasted as a newspaper reporter and editor, thinking my job was to present the facts to people as best I could, when all the time I could’ve been controlling exactly what they thought…

Noozies, noozies–you Democrats with press passes–you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things–have you still not yet understood that you’re your own worst enemy?


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