Special Treat: Live Mammoth Baloney

Like, there was this top-secret mission, see, and these Delta Force guys, they had to go into Siberia and the Russians, they didn’t know because it was secret, man, secret! And then the Delta Force guys, they seen these prehistoric woolly mammoths and shot this video, and then the video of this top-secret mission, it winds up on youtube…

But really–don’t I wish! Oh, I’d love to see a mammoth!

(Well, dude, you shoulda joined Delta Force, man…!)

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.

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4 responses to “Special Treat: Live Mammoth Baloney

  • marblenecltr

    Those creatures have digestive systems that evolved through the ages to obtain essential nutrients just through snow as their food source! Honest, you gotta believe me!

  • marblenecltr

    Reblogged this on necltr and commented:
    Mammoths and polar bear existence threatened by global temperature changes! Alert Al Gore!

  • UnKnowable

    It’s got to be real, just look at that grainy footage. Grainy footage is THE mark of truth. 🙂

  • Linda Sorci

    Oh how I wish it were true! The closest I ever got to a wooly mammoth was at a place in North Florida called Wakulla Springs. There’s a glass bottom boat ride you can take and since the water is crystal clear, you can see to the bottom – even where it’s 100 or more feet deep. At the bottom, near the mouth of the spring, are the bones of the wooly mammoth. A team from National Geographic actually had am expedition there in an attempt to find the source of the spring. In fact, I believe they tried twice, but to no avail. In any case, it’s a breathtakingly beautiful place. There have been several movies made there – The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Airport ’77 and Tarzan The tree that slopes out over the water where he stands to call to his animal friends is there – I’ve been on the riverboat ride that passes that very tree 🙂

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