Silliest Job in the World: Kampus Kop

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So now the campus police at the University of Maryland are investigating “a discarded piece of plastic wrap” as “a possible hate-bias incident” (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9373). Some snowflake saw it lying on the ground and decided it was a noose, indicative of some soon-to-be-enacted lynching.

At first police said, “It’s just trash,” but that wasn’t good enough for “students.” So now the kampus kops have to pore over hours of closed-circuit spy camera footage to see if they can find some culprit purposely dropping the little bit of plastic there to terrorize people who really want to be terrorized.

Because of the “incident,” some of the students are demanding stricter “hate speech” rules.

Is anybody getting the idea, yet, that America’s bloated, over-funded, overcrowded “higher education” system is not performing any useful function–and needs to be cut way back?

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

8 responses to “Silliest Job in the World: Kampus Kop

  • UnKnowable

    That is ridiculous! It’s trash, people.

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  • Linda Sorci

    I fear for the next several generations should The Lord tarry.

    Abolish the existing ‘education’ system. It’s useless!

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  • Linda Sorci

    This may be an answer for some of these poor snowflakes:

    http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-the-left-prepares-for-war-with-new-self-defense-training-club_06272017

    I’m not sure how things in this nation can get any more absurd, but if there’s a way, they’ll find it.

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    • UnKnowable

      The whole thing is beyond ridiculous. There’s an entire generation taught to embrace victimhood. Instead of picking up some trash and placing it in a receptacle, they’d prefer to turn it into a hate crime. If they ever decide to test their newfound self defense skills by picking a fight they will probably end up looking like fools. Come to think of it, they already do. 🙂

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    • leeduigon

      There are two things indispensable to learning any fighting skills, martial arts or otherwise, that will actually do you any good: a teacher who knows what he’s doing, and lots and lots of hard work and practice. I wouldn’t expect to find either of these elements among a lot of Joe Collidge wannabes.

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      • UnKnowable

        I would imagine not. These millennials and their juniors tend to be unfamiliar with the concept of work.

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        • leeduigon

          Plus they are so anxious to avoid that “male heteronormative gym culture.”
          If these are America’s future, kiss the place goodbye.

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          • UnKnowable

            No kidding. This upcoming generation is on its way to the skids in a big hurry.

            Some years ago, I was at a company in a town known for being a liberal stronghold. I had to spend some time in the warehouse area and couldn’t help but hear the chatter among the workers, all of whom appeared to be in their early twenties and all of whom spoke in continuous liberal cliches.

            It should seem that their every notion was weighed against a standard of political correctness. From their point of vie it must have seemed quite open minded and enlightened, but I cam away with the impression that these were people with no center, no core, no convictions, just an unending desire to avoid criticism. Sadly, the notion of personal responsibility is beyond their comprehension.

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