We Has got To Laern To Fihght!!

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Wel its abote Time!! Us Interllecturals hear “at” Collidge we Are tyred of them De-ploribles and rihght-Wing Biggits and Haters thay alyaws atacking Us and sayin Wrong Pronons and so we goin To “do” waht stodents and Progrestives thay doin al Over “the” cuontry and That is we goin to “have” a Self Deefence Traning Club!!! jist like at Lots “of” otther Collidges! (http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-the-left-prepares-for-war-with-new-self-defense-training-club_06272017)

Al yiu has got To do is paye $6,0000 and thay trane yiu to fihght! We has got a nice Transt-Gender Persson (&) is goin to teech us and Wahts reely Grate “abote it” is (&) going to teech Us whith-out Goin intto no Hetro-Normotivve Male Gym Cultture! like That stuf it is so mail so we not goin to lern no Joodough and no Karroty, that is Way “tooo” male. No, we goin “to”” lern specile Fihghtin Skils thay wil Impower “us” to beet up cristins and al them Otther Fashists!!

I evin got A Chants to tallk to The Transt-Gender Persson and (&) sayed Lets “see yuor” Munny wel of corpse i hasnt Got none butt (&) sayed may-bee We “can” work Sumthing Out becose (&) hasnt Never teeched “noboddy whith” no Moth Antenners befour! (&) sayed my Moth Antenners thay mihght Be a Vunnerble Spot! I sayed thay Sure do Hurt wen sumboddy pulls them.

Wel i hop my traning It starts reel “sooon” so I “can” De-fend my self aginst That Biggit that my frends and me we beet up “jist the”” otther Day i think he mihght be Mad “at” us.

 

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “We Has got To Laern To Fihght!!

  • UnKnowable

    Dateline, English Channel, just west of Omaha Beach, 6/6/44

    OK, our job is to liberate Europe and all of us our going to have to give our very best, possibly even give our lives. But be careful, we don’t want to be heteronormative. The free world is depending upon us and we can’t let them down by falling into heteronormative stereotypes.

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  • Linda Sorci

    Hey Joe Collidge, I have a tip for you. If you reelly want to trane to fihght, take lessons from Ruth Buzzi. She swings a mean purse! Oh dear, did I say ‘she’?

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  • Phoebe

    I allwais love heerign from Joe Collidge. & is “so” smart.

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