We going To The Ryat!!

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Boy am i exited!!! The Collidge it has got us a Buss so we Can “alll go” to the Auntyfa Ryat in the citty!! Somboddy thay sayed it was Gorge Sauros he payed “For” the Buss he is a grate man! We has his pitchure up in the dorms allong Whith pitchures of Chay and Mow and Marks and Kimb Jong Unn and other Grate Champeens of ThePeple!!!!

I culd not “get” a black massk To fit “over” my hedd on acount Of “my” Moth Antenners it bends them funny whays and That it reely herts!! But a bigg Paper Bag “it” fitts jist fine so i wil ware That once i figgers Out how to cut Eye Holes in it! and al Our Prefessers thay is giving Us Exter Creddit for being In “a” Ryat!!! that is goood becose my grades thay hasnt been so “hot” latele! Gender Studdies 202 it sure is hard!!!

This ryat it going to be Somthin Spatial it will nock that nogood Donold Trumpt rihght oot of The Wite House!!! and then Hillary she wil be Pressadint “and” we can al Finnish The Fudnementle Trantsformashon of stopid dum Americka!

We are “not Saposed” to killl noboddy but if Some Trumper Wite Stupremassist Biggit thay gets “In” our whay whach out!!! but it is OK to like sort of Bop somboddy “on The” hedd if thay Are “Not” on our Syde!

Wel i better “get” this hear Paper Bag reddy It is not so eesy as yiu think to cut out Eye Holes and i alreddy has cutt my Fingers “threee” times!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.

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4 responses to “We going To The Ryat!!

  • Phoebe

    I was going to suggest to Joe that he cut antenner holes in his mask while he’s cutting eye holes, but when I read about the problems he’s having with the scissors (assuming he’s using scissors and not a staple remover or a can opener, poor thing), I decided not to torment him further.

  • UnKnowable

    The whole thing will be better for your presence, Joe. Maybe yule bee on tee vee and (OMG, it’s contagious) every-1 will sea you.

  • thewhiterabbit2016

    I look forward to Fridays with Joe Collige. Following him is the best way to stay on the cutting edge of societal evolution. With young people like Joe at the helm, we can just kick back and collect our welfare money and let the good times roll. Maybe MSNBC will interview Joe on their Sunday morning show to help get their ratings up.

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