Now It’s Sandwiches Causing Global Warming

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Sigh. Now it’s our sandwiches causing Global Warming. We’re doomed!

According to the University of Manchester–you can always count on universities for stuff like this–the creation and consumption of sandwiches is equivalent to the “carbon emissions of 8.6 million cars in Britain alone” (

Oh, when, oh, when will we have a world government to control and forbid our self-destructive lust for sandwiches!

Meanwhile, a lot of us are freezing our kiesters off this winter–but hey, it’s Global Warming that causes cold weather, right? I mean, Al Gore says so, so it must be true.

And doesn’t breathing contribute to Global Warming, too? Like, can’t we do something about that? Like not breathe anymore?

5 comments on “Now It’s Sandwiches Causing Global Warming

  1. I read as much as I could stomach of the article, which is basically a senseless analysis designed to demonize something harmless. All foods have waste associated with them, it’s just part of reality. Frankly, I think the sandwich is a model of efficiency compared to some things. It is convenient and allows people to eat on the go. It’s the perfect food for travel and a nice self-contained meal that can be packed as a cold lunch.

    Apparently, some of these people are so filled with self-loathing that they will not be happy until they make life impossible. Unfortunately, they want to make the lives of others impossible, somehow, I think that they’ll be able to have all the sandwiches they want, even if the rest of us our living on something much less appetizing. It is, at its root, Satanic hatred for humanity.

  2. I would love to have a debate with some of these “meat-heads” and my only rebuttal would be: You know, I don’t give a rip what you think, since you are insane.

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