Sandwiches? Sandwiches cause Global Warming/Climbit Chainge?
Now would the University of Manchester say something like that if it weren’t true? (Hint: Of course.) No ship, sandwiches are the equivalent of 6 million cars. Honest! So stop eating sandwiches and start eating bugs. I mean, if you can’t believe Algore, the World Economic Forum, and Manchester University, who can you believe? Would any of these people lie to you? (Hint: Only when their lips are moving.)
Hooray for the University of Manchester! They found a whole new thing to fret about
Sandwiches.
The misanthropes in charge of pillaging the public and wasting our money would like to take away our sandwiches, too. Well, we know they want us peasants to live on bugs and weeds.
Let’s see what they live on, if our leaders ever do their duty by us and defund the universites.
Defund the colleges, not the police.
Sigh. Now it’s our sandwiches causing Global Warming. We’re doomed!
According to the University of Manchester–you can always count on universities for stuff like this–the creation and consumption of sandwiches is equivalent to the “carbon emissions of 8.6 million cars in Britain alone” (https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/).
Oh, when, oh, when will we have a world government to control and forbid our self-destructive lust for sandwiches!
Meanwhile, a lot of us are freezing our kiesters off this winter–but hey, it’s Global Warming that causes cold weather, right? I mean, Al Gore says so, so it must be true.
And doesn’t breathing contribute to Global Warming, too? Like, can’t we do something about that? Like not breathe anymore?