Man thay has done a Grate thing in Cannader and gess wHat, we doing itt hear at Collidge!! too.
See thay got this Sumer Jobbs thing in Cannader for stodents, only Now yiu cant Get “one” Unlest yiu sine “this hear Staytmint that it says Yiu suport the Rihght to A Bortion! that whay none “Of” them no-good Rihght “to” Lyfers thay cant get no sumer jobbs!!!
So laset Nihghht our Stodent Soviet thay votted to not let any Boddy “eet” In the Campas Caffateeria unlest yiu sine a Staytmint it sayes Yiu suport A Bortion and aslo yiu has got “to” say yiu Suport Trans Gender Rihghts and aslo Gay Marridge and aslo Hillery she shud Be Pressadint!!!! Thenn yiu Get “a” spatial Card it says yiu O-K to eet in “The” caffateeria! yiu got to show The Card ohtherweyes you dont get nothing “to eet!! And thagt whay wee can Keep Out any Racist Biggits whoo thay are Not InClusieve!!!
Thiss hear Actshin by “the” Stodent Soviet it puts “our” Collidge rihght thare in The four-front of Progrestive Human Rihghts! and any Boddy thay dont Like it wel Thay “can” jist do whith-out No Foood!!!