‘We Need a Disney Princess Who’s…’ –Never Mind

Sometimes it’s just embarrassing and shameful to be living in this benighted age. For instance:

Keystone Planned Parenthood in Pennsylvania the other day tweeted, “we need a disney princess who’s had an abortion” (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/27/backlash-after-planned-parenthood-branch-tweets-need-disney-princess-whos-had-abortion.html). A few hours later, they removed the tweet because the public reacted in horror and disgust.

But wait, there’s more! Here’s the whole damned thing, verbatim. Have your barf bag ready.

“we need a disney princess who’s had an abortion

“we need a disney princess who’s pro-choice

“we need a disney princess who’s an undocumented alien

“we need a disney princess who’s actually a union worker” [Is there such a thing as a princesses’ union?]

“we need a disney princess who’s trans”

Y’see, explained some moron at Planned Parenthood, the Disney Corporation ought to muster its creative resources for “educating the public” as to the sublime wonderfulness of all these things.

We very much doubt anyone at Disney, Walt Disney being dead, would ever object to cooking up a “princess” who was any of those, and more. Disney Corp is thoroughly depraved. But they might object to spending $200 million to make a movie that no one but a pervert or an idiot wants to see. Unlike Planned Parenthood, Disney doesn’t received a yearly grant of half a billion dollars from the twaddlers up on Capitol Hill; so they can’t insult the public with impunity.

How about this?

“We need a Disney princess who uses her royal power to order her legislature to stop funding Planned Parenthood right now, or else!”