UCLA Prof Dies in ‘Ritual Mummification’ Caper

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Okay, I ask again: You send your sons and daughters to these colleges because __________? Fill in the blank and win a tin foil hat!

In the latest example of what kind of kooks are “educating” your children at these looniversities, a UCLA professor of “LGBT and Disability Studies,” whatever that is, died while taking part in a “ritual mummification” thing (really, I don’t know what to call it) at the home of a Hollywood executive (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/01/ucla-professor-dies-in-mummification-ritual-at-hollywood-executives-home.html). They got together there to enjoy “bondage.” The mummification ritual was supposed to be “recreational.” I think I’d rather play softball.

The prof had himself wrapped up in plastic wrap and duct tape, and then stopped breathing. They couldn’t unwrap him in time to save his life.

Oh, but he was a with-it dude! He didn’t use “gendered pronouns.”

How much money did parents have to pony up to pay him to “teach” their children–and what on earth did he “teach” them?

De-fund the universities. Before it’s too late.

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

7 responses to “UCLA Prof Dies in ‘Ritual Mummification’ Caper

  • UnKnowable

    Let me get this correct. Universities are filled with smart, smart people whom are there to teach the rest of us how to be smarter. One of these smart, smart people consented to be wrapped in bubble wrap as a sort of ritual and none of these smart, smart people ever stopped to think that wrapping someone in bubble wrap could suffocate someone. Somehow I think that some of these smart, smart people aren’t as smart as they think they are.

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  • thewhiterabbit2016

    This technique probably had something to do with getting a higher excitation when having an ejaculation like David Carradine who accidentally hung himself practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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  • Erlene Talbott

    Holy cow! This is incredible. Which “gender” is more insane; men or women? I can’t believe this!

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  • SLIMJIM

    I don’t care what gender he doesn’t want to use, when he dies he’s still either an XX or XY Chromosone. That’s science. But that irrationality of his extend to this irrational perversion

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  • weavingword

    If there ever was a case for the theory of natural selection, I think this is it.

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    • leeduigon

      Ordinarily homosexuals who persist in being mummified alive are somewhat unlikely to pass along their genes to a new generation of homosexuals who like to be mummified alive.

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