Prosperity Up, Dems Down

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Americans are producing and buying more goods and services than they have for a while, and as a result, our country’s second-quarter Gross Domestic Product is up 4.1% and more and more of us are achieving prosperity (

“What terrible news!” laments the Democrat Party.

Democrat National Committee deputy assistant vice-chairperson Pinky Lenin predicted that the American people would “revolt against capitalist prosperity,” turn unanimously against President Donald Trump, and elect no one but Democrats this November.

“We don’t want prosperity!” said Lenin. “We want tent cities, human feces on the sidewalks, and universal free college tuition for everyone whether they want to go to college or not! We want Venezuela! We want Hillary!” [He falls to the floor, foaming at the mouth. Interview could not continue.]

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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