I wonder if they should call it “Brainless Monday.” But that would imply the presence of a brain elsewhere in the week.
Demonstrating once again that there is no aspect of life so mundane, so trivial, but that Democrats lust to control it, New York Mayor “Bill De Blasio” (real name, Warren Wilhelm Jr.) has announced that he will enforce “Meatless Monday” at all the city’s public schools (https://www.dailywire.com/news/44523/nyc-mayor-bill-de-blasio-announces-meatless-emily-zanotti).
Why? Oh, come on. “To Save The Earth,” he intones. “To Keep Our Planet Green For Generations To Come.” “Because I’m a big shot and I can do whatever I like.” Oops, strike that last remark.
And so there will be “all-vegetarian menus” at all the city’s public schools on every Monday, beginning with the 2019 school year. Why does this remind me of President *Batteries Not Including scarfing down double handfuls of Kobe Beef while his wife tried to control all of the lunches at all of the schools in the country? But Saving The Planet is always “Austerity for thee, but not for me.”
Think De Blasio himself is going to go meatless every Monday? Give a convincing and coherent explanation, in 25 words or less, of why you think that, and win a genuine Al Gore T-shirt.