‘Give the Gift of Self-Esteem’

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Give your child toys and games and videos that’ll teach him or her or xir that he/she/it is the greatest thing since sliced bread. You, too, can raise a new Caligula!

Give the Gift of Self-Esteem

History will remember ours as an age of affirming delusions: the wackier the delusion, the higher the pressure on everyone else to affirm it. Get your child started early on his way to full-blown narcissism.

He’ll need it when he goes to Hollywood!

2 comments on “‘Give the Gift of Self-Esteem’

  1. “These techniques of rumor-spreading, fight-starting, backbiting and mind-poisoning work equally well at the workplace, the classroom, or with any other group of people. Hey, if you can’t make yourself taller, you can still try to make everybody else shorter!”

    That is the climate in many businesses today.

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