Her eyes light up! She makes scary noises! She’ll freak out trick-or-treaters! You’ll have the coolest Halloween decoration on the block.
And best of all, she talks! Just press the magic button, and she’ll say the following:
“It’s my turn!”
“I beat him last time but the Russians stole the election!”
“I’ll get you, you deplorables! Ya-hah-hahaha!”
“Damn that Electoral College!”
“It takes a village!”
“It’s still my turn!”
See grown men flee in terror once they hear that voice! See the grass around her shrivel up and die.
The Super-DeLuxe model also reaches out and picks people’s pockets as they go past, but it’s illegal in Red states.
“Benghazi? What difference does it make?”
Oh my Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to be continued. HeHe
YIKESS
I’ve seen something like this at Costco, who was croaking something like “Hmm… this soup needs a little more taste. Maybe it’s missing some eyeballs! Hey, you there! Perhaps you have some to spare?”
I didn’t really like that.