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Get Your Talking Witch Today!

Halloween Haunters Props & Decorations

Her eyes light up! She makes scary noises! She’ll freak out trick-or-treaters! You’ll have the coolest Halloween decoration on the block.

And best of all, she talks! Just press the magic button, and she’ll say the following:

“It’s my turn!”

“I beat him last time but the Russians stole the election!”

“I’ll get you, you deplorables! Ya-hah-hahaha!”

“Damn that Electoral College!”

“It takes a village!”

“It’s still my turn!”

See grown men flee in terror once they hear that voice! See the grass around her shrivel up and die.

The Super-DeLuxe model also reaches out and picks people’s pockets as they go past, but it’s illegal in Red states.


Hillery she Is back!!!!!!

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Thare is a roomer “that” Hillery she “is” goingto maik a Big Impotant Speach in somplaice called Backteria or somthing Like that and al “of” us in the Stodent Soviet wee whant “to” go and sea her!!! Ownly four me “thare” is a promble! becose Backteria it “is” Far Awhay and yiu need to fly on a plain To “get” thare!!! and i thinked we wassnt saposed to fligh on airplains no moar becose “it” “is” Bad For The Plannit!!! and Aslo i hasnt got no munny “foar” A plain tickkit!

Butt thenn som Guy he is reel Smart he sayed he knowed a whay i cood fligh for Free!!! Al i has got to “do” is “go” whith himb as his Emocianul Sapport Annamel!! “Its Eezy he said “yiu jist lett me putt a leesh On yiu and this heer Fake Tale and wenevver i give yiu A siggnel yiu jist maik “a” annamel noyse and then Say “Bob yiu “are” phantasstick! yiu are onederfull! becose That is How yiu sapport my Emocians!!”” and Then somboddy elsse thay sayed it wood nevver whirk,, no Boddy thay wood evver Think i was a annamel but my frend he sayed “”No Promble, i whill jist say he Is a Kanga Roo,, them Moth Antenners on his hed thay wood foool any Boddy!!” and then He “hitt” the Other guy whith a Botle to maik himb go Awaigh!!

So wee whent to the Air Poret and we toled the parson at the Cownter that i was my frends Emocianal Sapport Kanga Roo and he givved me the siggnel and I moo’ed jist lyke A Kanga Roo and sayed “Bob yiu arr The Smartest Stodent in our hole Collidge!!” and it wood of whirked axsept a long camed This big meen guy In some “kind” of cop soout and sayed wee has to Get Out of “thare” or elsse “he” wood arest us and Bob he jist runned away!!! I nevver thinked he wood do that he jist leffed me thare like sum “kindof” dum dope and neckest Thing i knoo thay throwed me “outof” the Air Poret so i diddnt get to fligh on the Plain and sea Hillery!!! and i hadded to wauk al the whay Back to Collidge tooo!!

and I amb so tyred i think i wil jist “eet” “Theeze” hear jim sox and go to spleep!!

 


Hillary Mocks America

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The moment any Democrat sets foot on foreign soil, he or she disses America. It’s in their DNA; they can’t control it. I don’t mind that they travel a lot. I just mind that they come back.

The latest is Hillary Clinton, who’s been mocking America from the safety of Venice, Italy (https://tammybruce.com/2019/09/sad-story-hillary-sits-at-mock-resolute-desk-reading-her-emails-at-venice-art-exhibit.html). As part of some kind of art exhibit, she sits at a fake Resolute Desk in a fake Oval Office, reading her leaked e-mails–60,000 pages worth.

This supposedly demonstrates that there was nothing in any of her Secretary of State e-mails that was at all sensitive, secret, dangerous, or simply not to be revealed. Smirking, the most corrupt woman in the northern hemisphere riffles the stack of papers and says, “They’re just so boring!”

Oh–are they? If they are, then why did you go to such extraordinary lengths to delete them or destroy them? You even had some of your goons smashing hard drives with hammers. Plus it’s a felony, for which others have had to go to prison, to handle classified material negligently–to say nothing of with a total disregard for anything even suggestive of security.

Anyway, there she is in a foreign country, laughing at America and yukking it up over the way she’s gotten away with one crime after another. Haw, haw.

Can’t we find some lawful way to banish her?


‘Hillary Warns: No Criticism Allowed’ (2015)

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I’ve become convinced that liberals and leftids literally cannot see the devastation wrought by their inside policies.

And I think we must regularly remind ourselves how blessed we were that Hillary Clinton did not become our president.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/03/26/hillary-warns-no-criticism-allowed/

Next year we’ll have another chance to ruin our republic by electing some other far-out Democrat wacko. Our nooze media, Big Tech, Hollywood, and all the rest of them will do their damnedest to make sure it happens.

God help us if it does.


Wholy Kow Hary Pottor he Is reel!!!

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Whell our Nothing Studies prefesser she layed a Big One on “us” tooday,, she teeched us “that” Hary Pottor he “is” Reel!!!!!

And That “is” wye wee hadded a In-Classt Assininemint to rite A “letter” to Hary Pottor askin himb To come And “use” his Magickle Paowers to maik Hillery be pressadint and we al sined It tooo!!! It was “a” Masterpeece! Hear i whil shoe “it” to yiu—

Deer Hary Pottor wood yiu Pleeze come hear to Our Collidge and do yore Magickle Paowers to chainge Evvrything and maike Hillery Roadhog Clintin ore pressadint Insted “of” “that” no-goood Evel Racist donold trumpt!!! And than wee al sined Our Naimes!!!

Nhow How “do” wee Know hary Pottor “he” is reel??? The prefesser teeched it “to” us!!! She sayed if Spydor Man and aslo Aqua Men and aslo Plague Man thay “are” al Reel than lodgick it sayes than Hary Pottor “he” has aslo got To Be reel tooo!!!! “Yiu cant ague whith That!! she” sayed. Whel somb dum idjit he “did” try to argeu so she Flunckted himb and sended himb “to” Sensortivatie Traning!!!!

Now we has to weigt till Our letter it “gets To” Hary Pottor his adress it “is” a Seacrit but the prefesser she Knows somboddy whoo knows it and thenn “he” “wil” comb hear and maik a Magickle Spel and maybe aslo iff i “ask” himb reel Nice he can do a Spell to maik these “hear” Jim Sox taste better, thay alyaws dont taste so Good in summbertime.!


‘Libs Still Plotting to Jail “Climate Change” Dissenters’ (2016)

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Holding a certain opinion on a deeply controversial scientific issue… “should be a crime”? Really? But it will be, if Democrats get back into power.

Really, folks, they weren’t kidding. This pow-wow of Democrat state attorneys general was held in the spring of 2016. In the summer they formally wrote it onto their party’s national platform: to have their unspeakably corrupt U.S. attorney general “investigate” the new so-called “crime” of “climate change denial.”

https://leeduigon.com/2016/04/18/libs-still-plotting-to-jail-climate-change-dissenters/

It’s vitally important that the American public never forget this. Had Crooked Hillary Clinton been elected president, that platform would have been elected with her–and it included a campaign promise to terrify and punish anyone who held an opinion other than the one approved by government.

Please! In another year, the 2020 presidential campaign will be on us, 24/7. Don’t even think about ever again allowing another Democrat to be president. Because if you vote for any of them, you are voting for a scheme to destroy our ancient liberties enshrined in the First Amendment. They do not mean for us to have those liberties.

And we know that because they’ve said so.


My Newswithviews Column, Feb. 21 (‘Educating Ourselves into Oblivion’)

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Should schooling make you stupid? We think not–but that’s what it’s doing. It’s also sucking up vast amounts of money that would be better spent on almost anything else.

https://newswithviews.com/educating-ourselves-into-oblivion/

One thing can’t be denied: Kill public education, and leftism dies.

The system’s ruined beyond repair, and most be junked and replaced.


‘No More ‘Smores’ (2015)

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I love Melania Trump because she never bothers us. Most of the First Ladies in my time have been pests. The last one was the worst. Well, no, check that–Mrs. Clinton was the worst. But the other was certainly the runner-up. Like for instance:

https://leeduigon.com/2015/05/31/no-more-smores/

Mrs. Obama’s good old-fashioned ‘smores! Minus chocolate, minus marshmallows. Take that, you peasants!


The Golden Age of Pure Crapola

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Are we living in the golden age of pure, tempest-tossed crapola, or what?

Still pursuing power like Captain Ahab hunted the white whale, Hillary “It’s My Turn!” Clinton has attached herself to the European branch of the Climbit Change jihad.

“Something extraordinary is happening” in Europe, she babbled this weekend. “Teen girls are leading a movement to stop Climate Change” (https://www.scotsman.com/news/opinion/hillary-clinton-hails-girls-like-13-year-old-scot-over-climate-strikes-susan-dalgety-1-4873879).

Do you want to be ruled by teenage girls? I don’t.

All over the shambles that is Western Europe, girls who’ve found their ticket to fame–and a way to escape boring classes–have been boycotting classes to “protest” Climate Change. “Youth Strikes 4 Climate,” reads their banner. Yessiree, they’re going to “stop” natural processes on a planetary scale, just by protesting! Supposedly there are “thousands” of these teenaged “eco-warriors” cluttering up Sweden, Belgium, and Scotland.

Dig this. Says one, “If you get a detention, that’s nothing to how we will suffer if nothing is done!” We’re all gonna die, see, unless we give governments colossal new powers to control our lives. And redistribute all the wealth. And all that other utopia stuff.

Uh, what about how badly we will suffer if something is done? We’ll be living, if you can call it that, in the world of The Hunger Games.

All throughout history it has been a sure sign of the emptiness and loathsomeness of any political movement, when it needs to trot out children as its spokesmen. It doesn’t get much more despicable than that–but then the Left is despicable, and there’s no changing it.

These little fat-heads in Western Europe don’t need to be filmed and quoted and treated like rock stars.

They need to be grounded.


My Newswithviews Column, Jan. 10 ( ‘A Seer Foretells America’s Future’)

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It’s scary enough just listening to Democrats talk about what they want to do. But what if they actually did it?

https://newswithviews.com/a-seer-foretells-americas-future/

“Boy, that’s kind of dark!” my wife said about this column.

But any Democrat can darken any room just by walking into it.


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