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Down whith “Mr. Nature’!!

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One of “the” Things i hat abote this hear stopid blog is that Biggit “Mr. Nature” that stopid lee lets “come in” hear and rite abote aminals “and” stuff! Yiu see “whatt” a big dum Idjit thay is, he dont evin know “how” To spel Natchure!!!

Thay shuld ouhght To boath be Put “in” jale for Evilution Denile and al the Time talkin abote God like God he is reel or somthing!! Yiu can eesly see that thay Are boath not Interllecturals lee he sayes he wented to Collidge but i dont beleave him and evin iff he “did” thay shuldnt give No boddy no collidge degreee if thay dont Beleave in Evilution!

and Like iff that is nott Bad enouhgh i bet haff the Animales he rites “abote” thay isnt evin reel! i hate al them stopid Catt vidios tooo!

If yiu can “see That’ pitctre up thare it is a pitcure i seen “this Moarning” it is caled A Cat Sharck and it is reeler than Al them stopid made Up annamals thay put on This dum blogg it livves in the Spacific Ocen arond Newark or somwear and it Evolvved becose of Trans Fobbia! that is waht ical Reel Natchure!!

I amb so sick of tham sayin ‘”Gods Stuf'” al the time and i dont know How “thay” get aweiy whith it! Dont the Consattutin it say yiu cant Never say “god” or other religgin stufff?? Becose if yiu “say” that it menes yiu are Aunti-Sciance!!!

Jist yiu weit till Hillery she is Pressadint!! i seen her book tooo and She is actrually getting Yonger! That is becose she “is” Evolvving tooo! Anyhow she “wil” putt a Stop to al this Aunti-Sciance talk and hat speach!!!

 


That Ain’t Hillary

Speaking of those literary titans, Bill and Hillary Clinton, some people just can’t be honest about anything.

This is the back cover of the dust jacket of Hillary’s new book, What Happened, her thrilling analysis of how it’s everybody’s fault but hers that she isn’t president. Look at it closely.

It’s not Hillary. This woman is a model who bears a resemblance to Hillary but isn’t her. (Is this starting to sound like Oy, Rodney, or what?) She couldn’t even put her own picture on her own book.

But hey, it’s a great marketing ploy, and I’m all ready to take advantage of it personally! Yessireebob, when my next book, The Silver Trumpet, comes out, I’m gonna have my picture on the back cover! And here it is: drum roll, please.

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Waddya mean, it isn’t me? I think I detect some hate speech in the air…


Hillary Donates $800,000 to Antifa Rioters

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Didn’t I tell you? Those black-masked thugs of Antifa, who torch buildings, overturn cars, and beat people up, who riot to shut down towns and college campuses–the Democrat Party owns them. In fact, the Democrats fund them.

And Hillary Clinton, presidential wannabe, seems to have dumped a cool $800,000 into Antifa’s coffers, according to filings of the Federal Elections Commission (http://thepoliticalinsider.com/hillary-clinton-funding-antifa/).

Madame Hillary has taken $800 G’s out of her presidential campaign money and funneled it into several Far Left groups closely tied to Antifa, through her Super PAC, “Onward Together.” Don’t you love that name? Antifa, by the way, is classed by the Dept. of Homeland Security as “a domestic terrorist organization.” And as Hillary says, in a message to her PAC’s donors, “We’re working behind the scene…” Boy, is she ever!

What I want to know is why Hillary–and other Democrat money-movers who doubtless do the same–isn’t held responsible for the personal and property damage wreaked by Antifa. Surely there must be some kind of law against contributing money to a domestic terrorist organization?

Sure, we know that Clintons always get away with everything and are never, ever held accountable: it’s one of the perks of being big-name Democrats. But why isn’t she being sued by persons, businesses, and communities damaged by Antifa? Why isn’t she in jail?

If this isn’t sedition, I don’t know what is.


Hillary Wants a Do-Over

Well, that 2016 election didn’t turn out the way it was supposed to, The World’s Smartest Woman didn’t get that lease on the White House that she was entitled to–because the Russians, don’t you know, cheated her out of it–so now she’s saying maybe history ought to be tossed out and the whole election done over (http://redstatedebate.com/index.php/2017/09/19/hillary-clinton-wants-election/).

She realizes there’s no lawful way to do this in America, but why should that matter? “You know,” she said, “the Kenya election was just overturned.” Take our cue from Kenya!

Madame Shouldabeenpresident made her remarks in an interview with (who else?) National Pubic Radio. (I think I’ll let that typo stand.) But the nooze media as a whole are very, very sympathetic. The New York Times and the Cleveland Plain Dealer have cited unnamed “computer experts” who told ’em of “mounting evidence of Russian interference” in the 2016 election–although why the Russians would want to prevent the election of the most bribable corruptocrat in the world is a total mystery.

And so, although even trying to do this would probably cause more tumult and disruption than America has ever seen since the Civil War, Hillary says an electoral do-over can’t be taken off the table: “I wouldn’t rule it out.”

In the 11 months since the election, Hillary and the Democrats and Antifa and Black Lives Matter have won over multitudes of normal people, who would just turn cartwheels over a second chance to vote for her. Nothing like calling people racists, telling them the hurricane served ’em right for voting for Donald Trump, calling them fools and nincompoops, spitting on everything they cherish, and threatening them with riots–what better way to win their hearts and minds?

I almost wish there were a do-over. I can hardly describe with what glee I would vote for Trump again. The reward for that–keeping Hillary out of the White House–is priceless.


Oops–More Than Just a Little Plagiarism in Hillary Book

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Hillary Clinton’s spiritual adviser (oh, forsooth), a man with the Dickensian name of Rev. Bill Shillady, author of (gulp) Strong for a Moment Like This: The Daily Devotions of Hillary Rodham Clinton, is still claiming that he just made a multitude of honest mistakes… after his publisher, Abingdon Press, has decided to recall all copies of the book because it’s riddled with plagiarism (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/09/05/book-by-hillary-clintons-pastor-will-be-pulled-from-shelves-due-to-extensive-plagiarism/?utm_term=.0d99ab87ac52).

A little while ago it was just one unfortunate oversight, no harm done, it’ll be fixed in subsequent editions, heh-heh… Abingdon says it has “zero tolerance” for plagiarism. Apparently this book is a regular fiesta of copycat writing. Abingdon has vowed to pull all copies from the bookstore shelves and destroy the blasted thing. Most embarassing, when one of the original authors complains and the story winds up on CNN before the poor publisher knows he’s been had.

Well, hey, I guess they forgot they were dealing with a Clinton and a Clinton shill. Normally you don’t read a manuscript suspecting plagiarism on every other page. It might be a good idea, from now on, for every editor in every publishing house to check meticulously for plagiarism every time they see the name “Clinton” on the cover.

Strong for a Moment Like This. If Mr Shillady really and truly finds in Hillary Clinton a reflection of Queen Esther, he’s worse off than I thought.


Hilllary’s ‘Devotions’: Plagiarized

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Lest there be confusion, this is the same Hillary Clinton who was Planned Parenthood’s “Champion” of abortion and who said, last year, that the core beliefs of “religions”–that is, Christianity–“have got to change” to accommodate and “affirm” abortion and public sodomy.

That Hillary is the subject of a recent book, Strong for a Moment Like This: The Devotions of Hillary Rodham Clinton, by a Rev. Shillady–relish the irony of that name–the Clinton family pastor–more irony. With the thinly veiled likening of Hillary to Queen Esther, we go beyond irony into uncharted, murky waters of I don’t know what. What lies beyond irony?

The news turns out to be what we’d expect. Right smack-dab in the middle of the book is a prayer written not by Mr. Shillady–who named this guy? Charles Dickens?–but by someone else who was not given credit for it (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_HILLARY_CLINTON_PASTOR_PLAGIARISM?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-08-15-10-07-55). Usually we call that plagiarism. But as any liberal would, Mr. Shillady says it was only a mistake, nobody could have been as surprised as he was when he found out the prayer had actually been written by another man, and he’ll give the guy due credit in subsequent editions and everything’ll be just hunky-dory.

It’s raining like mad and this is what I’m reading about instead of working on my own book. I have bypassed the truly disastrous news of the day in favor of this wee tidbit of cultural decay.

I suppose we expect our politicians to be hypocrites, especially if their last name happens to be Clinton. But this is a bit thick even for Hillary. I mean, really–plagiarizing a prayer?

And we’re supposed to be sorry that she’s not our president. The nooze media all tell us so.


Hillary Climbs Mt. Hypocrisy

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Shakespeare nailed this in Richard III, in Act 3, Scene 7. They want to talk to Richard, who has already spent the first two acts betraying and murdering his way to the throne. But they are told they can’t see him because

“He is within, with two right reverend fathers, divinely bent to meditation, and in no worldly suits will he be moved to draw him from his holy exercise.”

Fast-forward to 2017, and the publication of Strong for a Moment Like This: the Daily Devotionals of Hillary Rodham Clinton, who seems to think of herself as some kind of latter-day Esther. She wrote the forward. The book was organized by Clinton family pastor Dr. Bill Shillady, who shills for the lady. It contains 365 daily devotions “written by men of the cloth” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/07/pastors-daily-devotions-written-for-hillary-rodham-clinton-published-she-wrote-the-foreward/)–right reverend fathers, even.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this the same Hillary Clinton who has said that Christianity “must change” to embrace abortion and homo pseudomarriage? The same Hillary Clinton who has skated over more criminal scandals than Hans Brinker skated over frozen ponds?

Naah. She is within, divinely bent to meditation.

Far be it from us to spurn anyone’s devotions. But I think we know hypocrisy when we see it, especially when it looms as high as high Olympus. This is Mount Hypocrisy, climbed all the way to the top by only a favored few.

Let the devotions be judged on their own merits. God will judge Hillary on hers. Maybe she’ll repent and be saved.

And maybe not.


FBI: Hillary’s Classified Emails Were Forwarded to… Weiner

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Was it really a good idea for the Secretary of State’s classified emails to be forwarded to some guy who was under investigation for emailing dirty pictures of himself to teenage girls? A Secretary of State, moreover, who was trying really hard to become our next president?

Well, that’s what happened, FBI Director James Comey testified today before the Senate Judiciary Committee ( http://www.businessinsider.com/comey-huma-abedin-forwarded-classified-information-to-anthony-weiner-2017-5). No one got indicted, he said, because the FBI couldn’t prove there was any criminal intent.

Just colossal stupidity, I guess.

Presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton had her emails forwarded to former Congressman and out-to-lunch pervert Anthony Weiner, said Comey, so he could print them out for his wife, Clinton’s right-hand gal Huma Abedin. Some of those emails contained classified information. Why Huma couldn’t print them out herself remains a mystery.

Hillary still wants to be president and has indicated that she plans to run again. That, too, is a mystery.

Oh, well–at least the nuclear launch codes didn’t wind up in some teenage girl’s computer.

We think.

There are still people who wish Hillary Clinton was our president.

That’s an even bigger mystery.


I Has had a Dreem

I ate me a peace of a swetter last nihgt and it “must of had” like Carpet Cleener on it or somthing becose it Gived me a wiled Dream!

I drempt Pressidint Obamma he come “back” and made A Revilution and got rid “of” Donold trump and al them biggits and Haters witch suported “him” and than Obamma he turnt “into” a god! and he made Hillery the Pressidint insted of Trump and so she Lived “in the” Wite House And gess waht? I was her Boy Freind!!! and Bil Clintin he dint Mind becose he “had” a lott of Girl Freinds!

Yes! Wow!! i was Hillery’s Boy Freind now and i got To sleap “on” the Flore rihght by her Bed! and than She sayed “Mothy” (That was Her pet “naime” for Me( come “on Up hear a Minnet” and I thinked O Man this It Is goin to be Grate! and yiu know Waht she done then??? She gived Me a Indain Burn!!! Oboy that hurt!!!

And i sayed “how Come yiu” gived Me a Indain Burn and she sayed Becose I Can!! “I wil give This hole stinkin countrie a big fat Indain Burn and yiu wil here Them howell!! And then she strated Lauhghing and she Lauhghed so Loud it waked me up and thare i was freezing and my Moth Antenners thay Had Ice in them Rihght thare in My prefesser’s Tool shed! my Teeths thay wore Chatterin “so” bad i culdnt hardly “talk” but he Wuldnt give me No more blankits becose he sayed Its Globbal Warming “and whye” shuld he waist anether Blankit?

Wel i sayed Gee but I am awffle Cold! and he “sayed” Yiu be carful Waht yiu say or I “wil have yiu up on” charges of Climbit Change Denile and yiu dont “want” evry One to think yuo are a Racist do yiu??” Wel I gess that reely Shut me up!!!

I tell yiu this eddication It is reely Hard some times!!!

 


Inauguration Day: Fire or Fizzle?

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All sorts of threats against our new president, Donald Trump, are pouring out of the Left. As just one example out of many, CNN has recently teased its viewers by reporting that, should some “disaster” kill Trump and Vice President Mike Pence tomorrow, before they can be sworn in, an Obama appointee, some “undersecretary for political affairs,” would then become president ( http://www.infowars.com/cnn-if-trump-is-killed-during-inauguration-obama-appointee-would-be-president/ ).

Again, that’s just one of many threats, too numerous to list here. The Left is frantic over the prospect of losing power, and, unrestrained by anything that we would recognize as morality, they’re making like they’ll do absolutely anything to keep it.

But we’ve seen a lot of this lately. First they were going to disrupt the Republican National Convention. Fizzle. Then there was the Great Recount. Fizzle. Then the flood of threats against the Electoral College. Fizzle. Then some really disgusting “news” about Trump that turned out to be a hoax. Fizzle. So, if past history is anything to go by, the mayhem and chaos threatened for Inauguration Day will turn out to be the final fizzle. I pray I’m right about this.

This succession of threats is in itself symptomatic of a deep spiritual sickness in our country. And although the Lord blessed us in sparing us a Hillary Clinton presidency, it’ll take more than winning an election to cure us.

Let us pray.

O Lord Our God, move us as a nation to repent our sins, to humble ourselves, and to turn back to you, so that you can heal us–as you have said, in the Bible, that you will. Turn us so that we know our sin and turn away from it, turn us back to sanity, turn us back to you, O God: and we shall be saved. We are in very deep trouble, Lord, and only you can pull us out of it. In Jesus’ name, amen.


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