Don’t let this happen to your country!
I first said several months ago that Hillary Clinton was going to run for president again, and since then, a lot of commentators have joined me in that opinion. Remember what a great run she made of it last time?
(Yeah, Hillary–go on, do it! This time it’ll work! This time the Deep State will see to it that you win! Last time was just a fluke. Go on, do it!)
As many times as it takes to drive the Democrat Party into the ground for good, that’s how many times I hope she runs.
But I don’t want anybody getting so overconfident in 2020 that they stay home, or vote for a third-party candidate, or do anything that could possibly be construed as helping the Democrats get their dirty hands back around our country’s neck. ‘Cause this time they won’t let go.
The sane alternative? Nah….
A few days ago, I caught myself thinking, “Now I know why the Democrats have trotted out this whole parade of goofs, kooks, and socialist weirdos as presidential candidates! It’s so Hillary Clinton can come galloping to the rescue at the last minute–‘It’s okay, I’m here, you don’t have to nominate one of those!’ She will be offered to us as the sane alternative.”
Check that. ‘Cause now Hillary has come up with a new excuse for losing the 2016 election. And it’s a doozy.
She now attributes her loss to “flashing videos” (now you see ’em, now you don’t) on “the dark web” that turned the stupid voters against her (https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/24/hillary-clinton-flashing-videos-dark-web/). These videos, she explained, are such that “nobody can find them, but you’re going to see them and you’re going to see that person [the subject of the video: to wit, her] doing these horrible things.”
Oh, well… she’s no saner than Beto.
Read all about it on the dark web.
Her eyes light up! She makes scary noises! She’ll freak out trick-or-treaters! You’ll have the coolest Halloween decoration on the block.
And best of all, she talks! Just press the magic button, and she’ll say the following:
“It’s my turn!”
“I beat him last time but the Russians stole the election!”
“I’ll get you, you deplorables! Ya-hah-hahaha!”
“Damn that Electoral College!”
“It takes a village!”
“It’s still my turn!”
See grown men flee in terror once they hear that voice! See the grass around her shrivel up and die.
The Super-DeLuxe model also reaches out and picks people’s pockets as they go past, but it’s illegal in Red states.
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and I amb so tyred i think i wil jist “eet” “Theeze” hear jim sox and go to spleep!!
The moment any Democrat sets foot on foreign soil, he or she disses America. It’s in their DNA; they can’t control it. I don’t mind that they travel a lot. I just mind that they come back.
The latest is Hillary Clinton, who’s been mocking America from the safety of Venice, Italy (https://tammybruce.com/2019/09/sad-story-hillary-sits-at-mock-resolute-desk-reading-her-emails-at-venice-art-exhibit.html). As part of some kind of art exhibit, she sits at a fake Resolute Desk in a fake Oval Office, reading her leaked e-mails–60,000 pages worth.
This supposedly demonstrates that there was nothing in any of her Secretary of State e-mails that was at all sensitive, secret, dangerous, or simply not to be revealed. Smirking, the most corrupt woman in the northern hemisphere riffles the stack of papers and says, “They’re just so boring!”
Oh–are they? If they are, then why did you go to such extraordinary lengths to delete them or destroy them? You even had some of your goons smashing hard drives with hammers. Plus it’s a felony, for which others have had to go to prison, to handle classified material negligently–to say nothing of with a total disregard for anything even suggestive of security.
Anyway, there she is in a foreign country, laughing at America and yukking it up over the way she’s gotten away with one crime after another. Haw, haw.
Can’t we find some lawful way to banish her?
I’ve become convinced that liberals and leftids literally cannot see the devastation wrought by their inside policies.
And I think we must regularly remind ourselves how blessed we were that Hillary Clinton did not become our president.
Next year we’ll have another chance to ruin our republic by electing some other far-out Democrat wacko. Our nooze media, Big Tech, Hollywood, and all the rest of them will do their damnedest to make sure it happens.
God help us if it does.
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Now we has to weigt till Our letter it “gets To” Hary Pottor his adress it “is” a Seacrit but the prefesser she Knows somboddy whoo knows it and thenn “he” “wil” comb hear and maik a Magickle Spel and maybe aslo iff i “ask” himb reel Nice he can do a Spell to maik these “hear” Jim Sox taste better, thay alyaws dont taste so Good in summbertime.!
Holding a certain opinion on a deeply controversial scientific issue… “should be a crime”? Really? But it will be, if Democrats get back into power.
Really, folks, they weren’t kidding. This pow-wow of Democrat state attorneys general was held in the spring of 2016. In the summer they formally wrote it onto their party’s national platform: to have their unspeakably corrupt U.S. attorney general “investigate” the new so-called “crime” of “climate change denial.”
It’s vitally important that the American public never forget this. Had Crooked Hillary Clinton been elected president, that platform would have been elected with her–and it included a campaign promise to terrify and punish anyone who held an opinion other than the one approved by government.
Please! In another year, the 2020 presidential campaign will be on us, 24/7. Don’t even think about ever again allowing another Democrat to be president. Because if you vote for any of them, you are voting for a scheme to destroy our ancient liberties enshrined in the First Amendment. They do not mean for us to have those liberties.
And we know that because they’ve said so.
Should schooling make you stupid? We think not–but that’s what it’s doing. It’s also sucking up vast amounts of money that would be better spent on almost anything else.
One thing can’t be denied: Kill public education, and leftism dies.
The system’s ruined beyond repair, and most be junked and replaced.