‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change”‘ (2015)

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“Listen up, you peasants!”

Remember how they thought they were going to have Hillary as president and could finally finish off whatever Obama left of America? In anticipation of that happy event, in 2015 libs ‘n’ progs were excitedly babbling about how “religious beliefs”–meaning only Christian beliefs and nobody else’s–would have to “change” to embrace abortion and same-sex pseudo-marriage.

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

But they hit a pothole named Donald Trump and the scheme had to be abandoned for the time being. Since then, they’ve had to keep it on the back burner. The idea is, “We can’t open the camps until we lock down our ownership of the entire government.”

They never said just how “religious beliefs” would be made to “change.”

Pray we never find out.

‘The Golden Age of Pure Crapola’ (2019)

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Still waiting to pounce on us…

Hey, here’s an idea! Let’s turn to teenage girls for advice on public policy!

The Golden Age of Pure Crapola

And when we trot out the kiddies, they’ll have fantastically corrupt and dishonest politicians clinging to them, waiting to pounce on us.

They just know they’ll get their precious global government–Climbit Chainge and King COVID make an unbeatable tag-team. And we all know by now that powerful natural processes can be controlled by protests and demonstrations!

And if that don’t work, sling a couple of poems at ’em! And chant slogans. That always impresses tides and ocean currents.

Will Dems Turn Against Hillary?

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Wall ’em all off, and have done with it!

A new TechnoMetrica poll has 66% of Democrats (!) wanting Hillary Clinton investigated for her role in the Russia Hoax of 2016 (https://nypost.com/2022/02/13/most-democrats-want-hillary-clinton-investigated-for-any-role-in-russiagate-scandal-poll/).

Boy howdy–what about those nooze stories that describe Hillary as “beloved” (no, I’m not making this up) of the Democrat base? After all, the whole country has known for years that Clinton’s presidential campaign paid for the fraud that touched off the whole “Russia probe” that went on for three years.

Two out of three Dems want her put under an investigation that could conceivably–all right, “barely conceivably”–land her in the hoosegow? Can this be for real?

And she’s supposedly just on the verge of making a comeback in politics…

I say let her run for president for as many times as it takes to destroy the Democrat Party forever.

P.S.–The TechnoMetrica poll also finds that most Americans, both Republicans and Democrats, don’t trust the Biden family and would like to see Hunter Biden “walled off from access” to public policy and transactions involving government. (See also A Cask of Amontillado, by Poe. “For the love of God, Montresor!”)

But that’s another story.

 

Quick! Hang Some Garlic Round the Windows

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She sings, too.

I heard someone mention that Hillary Clinton has a podcast, and it turned out to be true. In fact, it’s in its third season, although I’d never heard of it until this morning.

I don’t know how to gain access to a podcast, so I listened to a recent promo. That was enough. It was more than enough. She… sings. The horror, the horror…

She’s also gonna talk about “the state of our democracy.” We don’t have a democracy. Our country’s founders were careful to avoid it. Our Constitution guarantees the states a republican form of government, not a democracy. In history, about the only thing democracies have ever shown any aptitude for is giving in to hysterics. No one does that better than a democracy.

So we’ve got this corrupt woman, wife of a former president, who thinks she should be president, although she’s already a two-time loser in that department…

But I hope she runs again. I hope she runs however many times it takes for her to destroy the Democrat Party forever. She keeps coming back, like Dracula. Only Dracula is much more likeable, and probably more trustworthy, too.

So, yeah, Hillary, run again. You can sing at the Democrat convention. It’ll be great. Imagine I’ve Got You, Babe sung by Planned Parenthood’s Abortion Mahdi of the Year.

What happens if you sprinkle holy water at her?

(“This is not funny anymore!” Patty says. Well, it never was, was it?)

The Return of… Oh, Holy Cow!

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I think I hear a coffin creaking open.

Maybe Dick Morris is last year’s potatoes, but he’s out there this week forecasting another presidential run for Hillary Clinton (https://neonnettle.com/news/18043-former-clinton-advisor-good-chance-hillary-will-run-in-2024). ‘Cause she has this “brilliant strategy,” see, and anyway there’s nobody else sitting on the Democrat bench, etc.

First she lost to a freshman senator from Illinois whom most Americans had never heard of. Then she lost to a rich guy whose presidential run was his first venture into politics. She has sort of a habit to losing to newcomers.

Well, fine! Run her as many times as it takes to destroy the Democrat Party. She is a profoundly unlikable character, nobody in his right mind trusts her, she’s spectacularly corrupt… Oh, yes, Democrats! Go for it. This time it’s bound to work. This time you’re really gonna kick the football.

You’d think a party with millions of people in it could generate at least one major candidate who was not a crook, an idiot, a wacko, a jidrool, or a nitwit

But Hillary Clinton is all these things…

 

‘Hillary Wants a Do-Over’ (2017)

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Just another Mussolini wannabe

When did Democrats settle down and abide by the results of the 2016 presidential election?

Not yet!

Hillary Wants a Do-Over

Four years, four whole years, we had to listening to their whining and their bellyaching, had to endure their ridiculous Russian Collusion Probe, sit through their asinine efforts to impeach Donald Trump–every freakin’ day for four whole years.

And they want us to just sit back and Let’s Go Brandon? Do they think we all have amnesia?

Let this be the year the Democrat Party is crushed beyond all hope of recovery.

They’ve earned it.

Hillery She Wil Be Prestadint!!!!!!!!!!

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I jist heered the Gratest news i Ever herd “in” My lyfe!!!

Hillery she “Is” Goingto Be Pressadint!!!!!!!!!!

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And aslo all Repubbicans thay wil has To “go to” Jale!!!

I know It “is” troo becose sumb boddy thay red “it” “to” me on The Intranett!!!!! and i whas So hapy i didn Know waht “to Do” whith My Self so i fowned a Nice Pare of Jim Sox and ated themb!!!!!! It terned owt that “was” somb gye’s sox he was jist abuot To “put” themb on so he Was “kyned of” Madd “at” me and do yiu Know waht he didded??? HE PINTCHED OFF ONE OF MY MOTH ANTENNERS!!!!!! Butt it whil gro back!!! it hurted a Lott “but” i was tooo hapy to cair!!!!

Nhow i thinck I “wil” Drinck somb Ovuleteen!!!!

‘President Hillary’–A Warning Or a Nightmare?

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The Mummy Returns… a horror movie, or nooze?

Wayne Allen Root warns us of a Democrat plan to “install” Hillary Clinton as president, bypassing all that messy business with elections and such (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4016597/posts).

Here’s how it works. SloJo Biden is tapped out, he’s over; but first they’ve got to get rid of Kamala-la-la-la. So they buy her off for, say, $25 million and she resigns “for personal reasons.” Hillary Clinton, possibly the most detested politician in America–and that’s saying a lot!–is appointed vice president. And then, for another $25 million, China Joe hangs up his spikes and heads for greener pastures. And voila! The most corrupt woman in the Northern Hemisphere is President of the United States!

Who needs elections anymore?

And in 2024, Root says, the Democrat ticket will be Clinton… and Michelle “No-Show Job” Obama! With her $4,000 sneakers paid for with your tax money.

I will count backwards from 10 and wake up in a very uncrowded movie theater…

You Can’t Keep a Clinton from Getting Cheap Kudos

Do you find this as revolting as I do? Hillary Clinton, the most corrupt woman in the world, has been named chancellor of Queens University in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

Queens authorities say the position will be “largely ceremonial.” That means it’s a no-show job, a Democrat specialty. But she gets to wear a funky costume, with a little boy in another funky costume holding up her robe so it won’t drag. She also got booed as a “war criminal” by some of the students. We are not sure what war they’re referring to.

So it’s more kudos, and probably more money, for this woman who has never done anything worth the sound of one hand clapping. It’s so nice to be a member of the ruling class!

Well, it looks like it’s going to rain soon, so I’d better get out there and start writing. It’s called “work,” Hillary.

‘That Ain’t Hillary’ (2017)

Honk if you believe that’s Hillary. [Deep and total silence ensues]

Imagine being so profoundly dishonest that you put a picture of someone else on your book jacket, saying she’s you and hoping someone, anyone, believes you.

That Ain’t Hillary

This was the author photo for her new book, You Dirty Deplorables, Wait’ll I Get You! Yes, she was trying to convince the world that her loss to Donald Trump was “The Russians.” Or something. And she puts some younger woman’s picture on her book jacket and makes believe it’s hers.

Well, all right–as long as we’re lying, here’s the picture that’s going to go on the cover of my next book.

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If Hillary ever told the truth on purpose, she’d burst into flame.