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I Has red Hillery’s Book! REPRINT

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From December 1, 2017

I has jist finnished reeding Hillery’s book its caled Waht Hapened and its “al abote” how she “got” cheeted Out “of” being Pressadint by al them Rushins thay was workin For Donold Trumpt and aslo al them De-Plorrables thay are Haters and thay dint want no Wimmim Pressadint,

Wel i tel yiu that boook It is Dynomight! it is so grate i jist had have to writ her a Letter and “hear” it is!!

Deer Hillery i am a Interllectural hear at Collidge and al us intrallecturals we Wanted Yiu “to” be pressadint and we jist abote dyed wehn it turned Out yiu got cheeted out of It! yiu are a godess! and i red yore book and itis so Grate grate grate!!! Thare was a lot Of werds in it I didnt under Stand them al and i thinked you spelt a few of them Rong but at this poynt Wat dose it Matter?? anyway i amb riting To “tel” yiu Dont be Sad we stil wants Yiu to be Pressadint and we wil Not “stop” untill you Are pressadint and al them hatful peple thay stink who dint Vote “four” yiu thay al in Jale “whith” al the Climbit Chainge De-Nyers tooo!! i has Moth Antenners in Case yiu are intersted in that and aslo i has got Yore “pitchure” taped up in my Gender Studies prefessers toool shed that Is “ware” i sleeep at nite! i amb seure Yiu wil Feeel “beter” wen yiu know al Us Interllecturals we Are be-Hind you 100000 Persent!!! Yore frend Joe Collidge!!! PS do yiu like Hankerchifs i amb saving A “nice one” jist fore Yiu!!!

Now al I has to do is figre Out ware to “get” a Stamp so i can male it!!

Politics at Its Worst REPRINT

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From February 25, 2016

Yesterday on my car radio I heard a clip from a Hillary Clinton speech:

“Those Republicans are going to do everything they can possibly do to keep you from voting, if you’re poor, if you’re black, if you’re Latino…” (Or words to precisely that effect: I’m going by memory.)

Hmm, which Republican candidate is in charge of suppressing the Latino vote–Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio? And of course Ben Carson is on hand to chase blacks away from the polling place.

This rhetoric is worse than ridiculous, worse than shameful.

It is a sin.

“Lemme see here… If I can raise up animosity where none need exist, if I can make groups of citizens fear other groups, and set people at each other’s throats who otherwise would be at peace… If I can make people fearful of things that are not, in fact, happening, and not going to happen… And then hold myself up to them as the only leader who can protect them from this imaginary conspiracy to deprive them of their right to vote… Oh, yeah, I can gain by this!”

Our Lord said, Blessed are the peacemakers.

What about those who purposely destroy the peace, for their own personal, political advantage? Who cause some to hate others without a cause?

Politics can be a pretty loathsome business; but once again, Hillary Clinton has shown that she is the lowest of the low.

We as a nation need our heads examined, allowing low characters like this to lord it over us. We really must be some kind of stupid.

 

R-Rated News: Bernie Sanders REPRINT

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From February 3, 2016

The only thing that’s changed is his hair.

Warning: The following news item may be offensive to some readers. If you think this is raunchy, you wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I have chosen not to post today. No, you just would not believe it.

Did you know that cancer in women can be caused by not having enough orgasms? (There, I’ve said it.)

OK, it’s hogwash. But it’s hogwash that was being sold years ago by a man trying to become our president today–Senator Bernie Sanders, the avowed socialist joke candidate who had to lose six consecutive coin-flips this week in the Iowa caucus before he was edged out by Hillary Clinton, the most corrupt woman in the Western hemisphere. Maybe in the world.

Back in the 1970s when he was beginning his political career, young radical Sanders wrote that not having had enough orgasms could cause cancer in women ( http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/04/us/politics/bernie-sanderss-revolutionary-roots-were-nurtured-in-60s-vermont.html ). In fact, he wrote a lot of crazy things back then. As opposed to the crazy things he’s writing and saying now.

Why have I drawn your attention to this?

Because we should all consider very carefully the moral caliber of the individuals who aspire to rule, govern, lord it over our country. One of them will be chosen this year. Millions of Americans have already decided to vote for Sanders, who has had some 40 years to change his spots, but hasn’t, or Clinton, who is nothing but spots.

These are the kinds of persons God appoints to chastise us for sinning against Him–for our ingratitude, our fat-headed pride, our consuming sloth… not to mention our continuing efforts to turn the country into a sexually perverted theme park for lazy and immoral bastards.

Turn back to God, and He will turn to you.

Whye we warship Pressadint Obamma REPRINT

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Well HA HA HA!! We has thunk up a prottest “now” that is goin to forse Donold Trump “to” stepp down and flea the contry!!!

Hear at Our Collidge we Has put up a stattue “of” Pressidint Obamma witch us Interllecturals we warship “Evty” day! and dont yiu “go saying” we has got “a” religon now becose Us Interllecturals we “know thare” isnt no sutch thing as God but Pressadint Obamma he “is” a Hire Being mutch Supreriar to ordrinay Humins and you wate and See “he” wil Live Fourevver! In fact he “is like” King Arther he is going to Come Back and be Our Pressadint agian when “the” contry It kneads him most!!!!

I has askd My prefesser if i Can be “a preest” of Pressidint Obamma’s stattue and then I wil eat Bugs and evry Day i wil Burn insents to him And chante them Holey words “Barrack Hoosine Obamma Mmm-Mmm-Mmm!! And the stattue It wil here me Chanting and it Wil “grohw” more Powerfull and make Big Mojoe and verry Soon “chace Donold” Trump clere Out of The Contry!!! and Then he wil Come Back to the Witehouse and aslo Hillary she wil Be The Goddass!

And it istnt No religon becose Pressadint Obamma he “is reel”!!!

And now i has got to deside waht Kind of Bugs to eate thay telll me Crickits thay go goood whith Jim Sox in sauce!

From January 14, 2017

A Mergeancy Allert ‘from’ Joe Collidge REPRINT

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Now looke waht yiu nogood dirtty repulbickans gone and Done!! i Has jist fouwned out “that” iff That stinkin “Donold Trumpp” he gets Eleckted Instid “of” Hillary, Barbra Strysand she going to leeave “the” Contry and Not come back no More!!! ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8740/streisand-ill-leave-country-if-trump-wins-michael-qazvini )

Waht kinder contry “wil” itt bee With Out her?! it Is reely Too horryble evin To “think” abuot! And aslo A lot “of” otther Super Smart and boutifull Cellerbites thay wil “aslo” Leeve! Like Woppy Gold Berg and Revrind Al Sharptin and “evin” Brenda Bungsniffer and Chriss Fungus and a hole “bunch” of othhers whoos Names “I” cant spel. Its jist awffle! And my Prefesser “he” sayes The contry It Wil Cap Size it “wil” Flipp rihght Over then We al goin To Die!!!!

So Congrous thay shuld Quick make “it” aginst the Law Not “to” vote four Hillary and yiu get Shot iff yiu dont,, IT IS “THE” ONELY WAY TO PERTECT FREEEDOM IN THIS CONTRY!!!!

From August 30 2016

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change!”‘ (2015)

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Former U.S. Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton laughs while speaking during BookExpo 2017 at the Jacob K. Javits...

What does she think is so funny?

You wonder about liberals sometimes, you really do.

Like, for instance, this push, some years ago, for completely changing Christian doctrine to accommodate their follies–abortion and “gay” pseudo-marriage.

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

I mean, really–how desperate do we have to be to adopt Hillary Clinton as our instructor in morality? And the host of other ones is just as bad.

Sometimes it seems like a miracle that we ever got Donald Trump back into the White House.

And maybe it was.

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change”‘ (2015)

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Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton leads a panel entitled: "Women Building a Climate Resilient World" as Kara Hurst, Vice...

Go ahead! Run this up the flagpole in Dubai and see who salutes it.

It’s an election year, so brace yourself–you’re going to hear a lot of this “religious beliefs must change” mantra. Especially from Democrats (98.8% of the total).

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

By “Religious beliefs,” they mean “Christian beliefs.” Wait’ll they hit that speed bump called “Islam.” But in the meantime, they expect us–they demand it–to jettison our core beliefs to accommodate abortion, sexual anarchy, and whatever else they want to stuff into the Far Left DeLuxe Fun-Pak.

There is no single thing that would benefit America as much as the total defeat of the Democrat Party.

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change!”‘ (2015)

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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks to voters in South Carolina a day after her debate with rival candidate Bernie Sanders on...

(I’ll get you, you no-good stinkin’ Christians…!)

Please don’t think this has changed since 2015. Donald Trump was able to hold it back for four years… but you see what happened to him.

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

Hillary Clinton said “religious beliefs must change” to accommodate abortion. The New York Times said they must “change” to accommodate same-sex fake marriage. Now they want us to change to accommodate several dozen hokey “genders” that mentally ill persons just dreamed up.

By “religious beliefs” they mean “Christian beliefs.” Wait’ll they hit that speed-bump we know as “Islam.” But it would be best if Christians took care of this themselves. Defunding a couple dozen colleges ought to do it.

Hillery She Gets Her Ginder Chainged!!!

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This “is” waht she whil Look Lyke wen she is finnish!!!

We has jist fowned out that Hillery she “has” bin maide A Pressadintchul Fellow at Cowlumbier Yunavarsitty!!!! Isnt “that” Grate??!

A lott of Trans wimmins thay are now Fellows insted “Of” Gals or Laydies!! Nhow Hillery she “is” a fellow tooo!!!!!!!! She whil ware reggalur Pants and Not jist Pants Soots!!! And aslo I herd she is “goingto” gro a Beerd!!!!!!!

Well this heer it Is How Collidge it chainges yiu!!!! Thats haow i got theeze heer Moth Antenners on my hed!! Themb hoarmoan Shots thay reely whork!! alltho thay diddnt tern me Into “a” wimmin!!!

Nhow “that” Hillery she has did it,, Evry Boddy thay shood awt to do it tooo!!!!! and woodnt It be Grate if Bill Clintin he chainged ginder tooo!!?? and aslo Chellsee!! Iff evry man becumbs a wimmin and Evry wimmin she becumbs a man, then we wood has Troo Socile Jutstus!!!!!!! Amairicka it whil be a Parracide!!!! Mayby i shood Get moar “of” thoze hoarmoan Shotts!! Iff she Can Be a fellow then i Can “Be” a wimmin!!!!!!

([ Woops i maid “a” misteak, it shood be “pestilential fellow” and not the othe!r. I jist spelt it rong!!)]

Hillary: GOP Stole 2024 Election!

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Smartest woman in the world. Just ask Dracula.

Hillary Clinton has demanded a Congressional investigation of the 2024 presidential election.

“The Republicans have stolen it!” she asserted. “They stole it from me in 2016, when it was My turn! And they stole it again in 2024!

“Well, I’m gonna have my turn! The only remedy is to overturn the 2024 election now, I mean right now, declare this year to be 2024, and install me in the White House as president. Nobody cares what year it really is, anyway! And isn’t there, like, some prophecy of me being declared president because it’s My turn? I’m sure there is!”

(The only one I can think of is This is the POTUS/ who fatally smote us. But I thought that was Biden.)

Asked, “What about the rest of President Biden’s term?”, Mrs. Clinton replied, “He can come back in after I’ve had My turn. We’ll just change the years around some more.”