It ‘Is’ grate To be Use-Less!!

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Dont “get” me rong, i dont whant No job becose Work it blows! But i has lernt a Fantasstick thing “to day” “in” Nothing Studies!! No i wont has a Job,, butt insted “I amb” goingto has a Carear Pathe!!!

I amb goingto “be” a Influintzer!!!! all i has got “to” Do is get me a Blogg or somthing on Socile Meadia and tell peple watt Thay shood “think” and watt thay Shood “Do”!! and thay whill all Lissen “to” me becose i amb in Collidge and i amb a Interllectural so i amb whey Smarter then themb!!

In Nothing Studies we has lernt that the Gratest thing yiu “can” “Be” is toetilly Use-less!!! That is watt maiks yiu “a” Pure Intrallectural!!!!

Wood yiu Beleave it??? Ordrinery dum peple thay “Look Up” to Influintzers and Do watt thayr Toled!!!! Our prefesster she says it Is “besst” if a Influintzer he dont know Nothing at alll and “that” is How the Influintzer ze is Pure!! i amb so exited this hear it “is” “a” Reel Carear Pathe!! The prefesster she says I amb jist prefictly “Cut Out” for it!!! Ze shoed us “some” viddio from Brittten or somplaice,, this hear gye he sayed the skools thay shoodnt be teechin nobody “About” Whorld War Too it is too Intentse four themb!!! And he got on TV!!!!!!!!!! thay gived him His oan Realty TV Show!!! How cool “is” That??? Man i cant whait till i get my oan TV show!!! I whil go this hear gye One Bettter and say the skools thay shoodnt teech Any Thing at all!!!! Butt yiu stil got to Go!! Lets sea himb beet that!

Wel nhow i amb goingto Go Out and pracktiss Influintzing peple! P.S,@ i dont know How mutch Monny $$ yiu get for being a Influintzer butt “i” think its Probbly a lot!!!!!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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