Become a Climate Scientist! Only $29.95

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[Editor’s Note: Our Chewy cat foot delivery has been uncharacteristically delayed. Chewy says the problem is with Fedex, and severe winter weather around Memphis, TN, all but shutting Fedex down. It is unknown whether the cause of this latest Climate Change/Global Warming episode is transphobia or racism.]

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Each kit includes:

*A list of hit Hollywood movies you can say you were in

*A “12 Years to the End of the World” calendar

*Angry bumper stickers you can paste onto people’s cars at night

*3 bottles of genuine Artificial Sweat

*A Michael Mann Hockey Stick T-Shirt

*15 Real Computer Models that you can study instead of wasting time studying nature

*A WWII surplus hand-cranked Air Raid Siren to drown out Climate Change Diniers

And, for just an extra $39.95: A pair of Offishal Go-Go Boots just like Jane Fonda’s!

Order now! And who knows? You might wind up on TV!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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