Bruce Willis… or our eye doctor?
Patty went to the eye doctor today to have her eyes examined and tested for new glasses, which she’s been needing for a while. On the way home, she told me, “I think Dr. D___ looks like Bruce Willis. I said to him, ‘Has anybody ever told you, you look like Bruce Willis’?”
To which he replies, if I’m writing the dialogue, “That’s why you’re at the eye doctor’s.”
I told her the joke and it took a moment to sink in. I didn’t want my witticism to go to waste, so I’ve posted it here.