A *Very* Alternative Lifestyle

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This nooze story is almost impossible to believe. But as Claudius said of Caligula’s shenanigans, “Believe it. Believe it…”

German prison authorities have decided to provide pleasant little day trips for a man serving a life sentence for killing another man and eating him (https://nypost.com/2020/05/12/convicted-cannibal-gets-supervised-day-trips-in-disguise/).

The pervert said he’d “spent 40 years longing for it.” He advertised in Craig’s List to find some other wacko who would consent to be murdered, cooked, and eaten; and the world being what it is today, soon found one. If you want the vile details, you’ll have to click the link. We are talking really serious vileness here. But to some it will never be anything more than just another “lifestyle”.

So now they’re taking him on day trips. He’s kinda famous in dear old Deutschland, so they have to take him out in disguise.

What? Wasn’t he having a nice enough time in prison? Maybe they could take him to the park and give him a ride on the merry-go-round. And buy him a popsicle. Do they read him bedtime stories at night? Maybe he and his guards have a lot of laughs together.

As it was in the days of Noah, before the Flood…



7 comments on “A *Very* Alternative Lifestyle

  1. Oh my stars, unbelievable. I just can’t imagine such horrors. Well, I guess I don’t need to imagine, since it is actually happening. Oh Lord, please come back soon and straighten this mess out and take over.

  2. This doesn’t make any sense. Why cater to this particular man? Why aren’t all the lifers allowed to go out and have a nice day? Moral of the story: Don’t answer ads in gay magazines.

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