Your Fuzzy Wake-Up Call

By cracky, do you believe this guy? Sleeping! When he oughtta be getting up to feed me.

Let’s see… How about the old tickly-whiskers-up-the-nose trick? That usually works. So does walking around on his stomach; and if he had longer hair, I could step on it. That gets a rise out of ’em. Then there’s always pat-pat-pat on the lips…

The great Helvetian vaudeville performer Otto Potzi had pet wasps who used to sting him awake. Pet cats are better.

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