Florida County: ‘Wear Face Masks at Home’

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When are they going to order dogs and cats to wear masks, too?

How crazy is this going to get?

Broward County, Florida, has issued an Emergency Order–oh, boy, an order!–requiring all private property owners to “ensure that all persons on the residential property–” that would be your home or your apartment–“including guests, must comply [with the Order], including the facial covering requirements” (https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/florida-county-orders-residents-to-adhere-to-facial-covering-requirements-at-home).

What? You’ve got to wear the stupid masks now indoors, at home?

The Order also imposes an 11 p.m. curfew… and forbids multiplayer board or card games. You can’t play Monopoly.

You’d think the Black Death was sweeping through Broward County. Do you have to wear the masks while you sleep? Take a shower? Eat breakfast? And how are they going to find out who’s naughty and who’s nice? Hire goons to sneak up and peer through the windows? Or stage surprise inspections?

Needless to say, Broward County is governed by Democrats.

Don’t let this happen to your county.

8 comments on “Florida County: ‘Wear Face Masks at Home’

  1. When do they install the telescreens so Big Brother can monitor compliance with the Order? (Note how we have to capitalize that, since the State is now God and its dictates are now Holy Scripture.)

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