What? You wouldn’t trust the government to decide how long you ought to live?
Well, maybe they can slip something into your drinking water that’ll change your mind. And they can certainly “educate” your kids in public school to adopt a whole new value system devised by, oh, Chuck Schumer or someone like that.
Actually, it’s not that we really are living too long. With so many Democrats in the environment, it only feels like a very long time. Ten minutes of listening to them seems like an hour and ten minutes.
Rest assured that death panels would have only the best of intentions when exhorting you to kill yourself or let their, um, doctor do it.