We have it on impeachable authority that former Vice President Joe Biden, currently running for president, was declared “mostly dead” in 2017.
Quick action to remove his brain, and then his soul, enabled Democrat handlers to keep the mostly dead body viable in politics.
“He’s no more a zombie than any of the rest of them,” said campaign honcho Dr. Henry Woo. “The brain and the conscience are handicaps, anyway. When did he ever use them or need them?”
Dr. Woo urged his party superiors to have the brain and soul surgically removed from any Democrat who gets elected to any public office from now on.
“You’ll have to find ’em before you can remove ’em,” said a source close to a particularly obnoxious Democrat governor.