Shake the Schools and Pour…

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Oh, our poor country!

I’m not a Newt Gingrich fan, but he does have a point. Vice President (oh, please) Kamala Harris, he says, “is the first product of our modern teachers’ union/woke education system to get anywhere.” Which is to say, “She knows nothing” and is oblivious to things going on around her.

And should anything happen to SloJo Biden, already the worst president ever, this human train wreck, Kamala Harris, would replace him. So if he’s alive in 2024, he’s runnin’. Like, who do the Democrats have who wouldn’t be even worse?

Do we have enough kids homeschooling to carry the country on their shoulders when they grow up? It’s a scary thought: a whole generation of nothingburgers like Kamala taking over America. Sheesh. If that doesn’t kill us, nothing will. Just her cackling alone might do it…

Where Did This Nooze Story Go?

Baby or Biden: Who's More Coherent? - 93.1FM WIBC

“What, me worry?”

I scan a lot of nooze stories, during the course of a day. Late yesterday afternoon, I jotted one down for use today.

Well, it ain’t there anymore. Can’t find it anywhere.

It seems our (ahem!) “president,” SloJo Biden, has said that “Republicans are an existential threat to our democracy.”

What does he propose to do about it? I don’t know: the story disappeared before I could study it. I thought it’d be here for me, somewhere, this morning. I can only think that once again Our Free & Independent Nooze Media has run interference for their fair-haired boy. In this case, by erasing the story. “Never happened!”

Well, Joe-Joe, the feeling’s mutual. I see you as an existential threat to our republic. You’ve already done major damage. Imagine what you could do with two more years in office. God forbid. (I mean that literally, as a prayer.)

I don’t expect this particular nooze story to be brought back. Sort of like that video footage of Palestinians dancing in the streets to celebrate 9/11. Millions of us saw it, but we are told it never happened.

And this will never have happened, either.


Now You Can Be Wrong All the Time!

Clock confusion solution |

A clock that doesn’t run at all is still right twice a day. But this is better!

The DNC Countdown Co. is now offering America a clock that’s never right! yes, we said “never.” No matter what you do with it, adjust it to your heart’s consent–you still have a 50/50 chance of being wrong every single time! What other timepiece can make that claim?

Yes! Now you can have the same kind of clock or wristwatch that President Biden uses all the time. Have you ever wondered how he can possibly be wrong about everything, every time? Have you ever wondered how a whole presidential administration, plus Dr. Fauci, can be wrong every time they flap their jaws?

It starts simply with not ever knowing what time it is!

See that clock in the picture? Is it twelve after five or twenty-five after two? All you can do is guess! And yes, you can always guess wrong. Ask anyone in Washington!

Order while the supply lasts. These are going to be hot little items. We’ll hold the cost at $1,500 each for as long as we can.

New, Improved! World Order

And here’s SloJo, babbling about a “New World Order…”

Dude! We already have a New World Order–remember? The one with George Bush and Obama and Klaus Schwab and that little pipsqueak over in France… Oh! And Justin Trudeau, too. I mean, we have a New World Order, so what you’re talkin’ about would be a New New World Order.

Later, in a secret speech delivered to phantom voters, SloJo said “The New New World Order, which we’ve got to lead, will be founded on voter fraud, taxation, private jets for high officials but only rickety old buses full of chicken-poop for the masses, a news media that never, ever, tells the truth, massive corruption like you wouldn’t believe was even possible, and total government control over everybody’s lives, with technicians from Red China to manage it.” He paused to grin vaguely at a spot on the ceiling. “It’s gonna be great!” he added. “President Harris will give you more details.”


Is Biden Just an Old Caligula?

First this, a tweet made by SloJo during the 2020 campaign:

“Vladimir Putin doesn’t want me to be President. If you’re wondering why… it’s because I’m the only person in this field who’s ever gone toe-to-toe with him.” (

What did that instantaneously remind me of?


Here we have the insane Roman emperor, Caligula (John Hurt–greatest role he ever played), returning to Rome after staging a war against Neptune, god of the sea–which of course he claimed to have won, because he, too, is a God (it’s complicated). Then he displays the “loot” he took from Neptune: piles of sea shells. And Caligula chortles: “Loot from old Neptune! He won’t be in a hurry to take me on again!”

How delusional is Biden? Can he actually believe, even in his wildest fantasies, that Putin has any fear of him, or any respect for him? Not after Afghanistan, he doesn’t. No one does. “America? That’s where the top general in their army spends all his time worrying about white privilege and Climate Change–nothing to fear from them!”

When ya gonna give Iran nuclear weapons, Joe?

The Lord has a reason for giving us leaders like this. We had better find out what it is.

Heating Up the Rhetoric

GOP candidate Madison Cawthorn's website attacks critic for going to 'work  for non-white males'

We enter the Capitol just as Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Republican from North Carolina, addresses his colleagues.

“[T]he sons and daughters of America are not foot soldiers for your party’s inept, geriatric despot. They are not expendable pawns to be dispatched at the whims of an idiot” (

So much for reaching across the aisle. At least we’re getting some honest passion.

Are we to risk a war with Russia in defense of the national borders of Ukraine, while here at home, the IGD and his crowd encourage aliens to violate our borders, put them aboard chartered planes and buses, and scatter them to hiding places throughout the country? What about our borders, sunshine?

Oh, you’re a Democrat. You don’t care about our borders.

What they’re doing on our southern border is nothing less than the purposeful subversion of our republic, and worthy of the strictest punishment. What they want to do on Ukraine’s border is anybody’s guess. The IGD has been known to be erratic.

The characters who, uh, govern us today… We must have sinned something fierce, to deserve them.

‘President Hillary’–A Warning Or a Nightmare?

Hillary Clinton's 'angry' face | Op-eds – Gulf News

The Mummy Returns… a horror movie, or nooze?

Wayne Allen Root warns us of a Democrat plan to “install” Hillary Clinton as president, bypassing all that messy business with elections and such (

Here’s how it works. SloJo Biden is tapped out, he’s over; but first they’ve got to get rid of Kamala-la-la-la. So they buy her off for, say, $25 million and she resigns “for personal reasons.” Hillary Clinton, possibly the most detested politician in America–and that’s saying a lot!–is appointed vice president. And then, for another $25 million, China Joe hangs up his spikes and heads for greener pastures. And voila! The most corrupt woman in the Northern Hemisphere is President of the United States!

Who needs elections anymore?

And in 2024, Root says, the Democrat ticket will be Clinton… and Michelle “No-Show Job” Obama! With her $4,000 sneakers paid for with your tax money.

I will count backwards from 10 and wake up in a very uncrowded movie theater…

The Weding ‘Of’ The Centchurie!!!!

Funko Pop! The Vote Hillary Clinton Figure - -

Boy did i herd Grate Noose “this” moarning!!!!! I think “it” was on CNN or mayby sombplaice Elsse!!


Not ownly “that”!” Oncet thay are Marryed, thay boath “Will” be Pressadint!!!!! Haow grate is that??!!?

Somb Hater Biggit he sayed But “that caint Be,, becose thay” are “boath awlreddy Marryed to somb-one Elsse!!!!” So we got himb kicked Out “of” Collidge!!!!! It “is” Oh K for Hillery “and” Jo to get Marryed becose It Is Foar “The” Goood Of The Contry,, Stoopid!!! It is a Merjincy Marridge!!!!! So putt That! in yore Pupa and Smoak It!!!

I awlyaws Knowed that somb Day Hillery she wood “be” Pressadint!!!!!! Nhow that weave “Got” Co-Vid that stopid Racist Constatittusion it doughnt Mater enny moar!!!! Fromb nhoaw On we whill Do “watt-ever” it taiks to maik Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!!!! And enny boddy thay doughnt lyke it, whell thay Beter “get” reddy for “the” Goo Log!!!!!!!!

And we whil alll Get Freee Tooission!!!!!!!!!!!

((Mayby we “can” Get Pressadint Obomma back tooo!!! Hoap And Chains for evver!!!


Did He Really Say… This?

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)

So now we have video of a man whom our nooze media call the president saying, and we quote, “My butt’s been wiped.”


Of course, now the Dems are saying that he never said this, the sound got distorted somehow, he isn’t really ga-ga.

If he did say it, it has nothing to do with anything that was happening around him at the moment. He’d just come back to the White House after a weekend at home in Delaware.

So who wiped his butt, and when did he wipe it? To paraphrase Richard Nixon, “Your president is not a kook.” Except he is.

Do you honestly believe that this dotard who spent the whole campaign lurking in his cellar really and truly had 80 million people vote for him?

Let’s see the rallies, Joe.

And that’s all I’m going to say about this–hardly in the best of taste.

A Book for Our Time

The Twelve Caesars: Suetonius, Kline, A. S.: 9781505260922:  Books

Reading nooze reports of Joe Biden’s erratic carryings-on, I found myself wondering, “Is this a chapter from Suetonius?”

It is to the early Roman historian Suetonius that we owe our picture of the Roman emperors as corrupt, bloodthirsty, hopelessly mad, silly, and a disgrace to their country. Maybe you never read Suetonius and don’t know anyone who has; but most of those juicy imperial scandals came down to us through him. Caligula claiming to be a god, Nero fiddling while Rome burns, Tiberius’ island of total debauchery, Livia poisoning practically everyone–all first recorded by Suetonius.

You can easily get a translation of his book, The Twelve Caesars. It makes for very lively reading! It’s impressive that Rome managed to survive these first dozen emperors, most of whom had more than a few screws loose.

Boy, is it easy to imagine Suetonius writing about Joe Biden! The Dodderer-in-Chief would fit right in. He and Claudius could have a woolgathering contest.

Note: If you’ve ever watched and enjoyed the PBS series, I, Claudius, know that most of the characterization and dialogue there comes from Suetonius more than Robert Graves.

God help us, our country is living out a chapter from Suetonius…