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January 15, 2020

Three Cheers for the Cardinal and the Priest!

By leeduigon

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Cardinal Raymond Burke

I was about to write that I was just too tired to post any more news today, but then this came along.

Cardinal Raymond Burke, now a member of the Vatican’s highest court, has supported a South Carolina priest who refused communion to presidential wannabe Joe Biden because of Biden’s habitual support for abortion (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3808397/posts).

“What the priest did in South Carolina was right and just–would that more priests would act in a similar manner,” the cardinal said. It is, he added, “a question of moral law.”

And the priest, Father Robert Morey, said, “Any public figure who advocates for abortion places himself or herself outside of Church teaching.”

Before they kicked him upstairs to the Vatican, Cardinal Burke made waves here at home by withholding the sacraments from abortion-funding politicians.

Imagine if he were pope!

It’s reviving and refreshing to know that there are still men and women in the Church, any church, who value obedience to God over getting along in a fallen, sinful world.

Cardinal Burke and Father Morey, you have heartened Christians of all denominations.

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December 31, 2019

Biden: ‘We’re All Dead!’

By leeduigon

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So this is the Democrat front-runner, the dithering doofus for whom millions of [plug in charitable word for “gavones”] are going to vote for president. Joe Biden.

At a rally in New Hampshire this weekend, Joe doddered his way back to the imaginary Climate Change Crisis and a person in the audience began to ask, “If we don’t stop using fossil fuels–”

“We’re all dead!” the candidate interrupted (http://xf.timebomb2000.com/xf/index.php?threads/biden-says-were-all-dead-if-dont-stop-using-fossil-fuels.565944/).

Again I ask, do leftists actually believe the s*** they say, or do they only say it because they think you will believe it? I mean, name a Climate Change big shot who doesn’t have a mansion, another mansion on the beach somewhere, a limo, and a private jet.

Does Biden even know or understand that the electricity he uses cannot be produced without burning some kind of fossil fuel? Where’s he gonna get a solar-powered private jet? But don’t hold your breath expecting any of these Far Left titans to give up even the most casual of their luxuries. All that giving up stuff is to be done by you, the undefended public.

Joe also said he’d go after oil company executives: “Put them in jail,” he said. “I’m not joking about this.”

Job One for 2020 is to keep all Democrats from gaining any kind of public office. Which is the bigger threat–their lunacy or their hypocrisy? Doesn’t really matter, does it?

Will the American people vote to disable their economy, abridge their own freedoms, and subject themselves to being governed by persons who despise them?

Democrats, noozies, and globalists intend to make it happen.

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December 26, 2019

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 26 (‘Biden Wants to Sacrifice Jobs’)

By leeduigon

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“You’re gonna need a bigger mouth.”

There isn’t enough money in the world to pay for all the lunatic projects proposed by our current crop of Democrats presidential wannabes.

Joe Biden Wants to Sacrifice Thousands of Jobs For a Green Economy

Hey, how about this? Pay reparations to everybody! Because we can pay for everything just by printing more money. Right?

I keep expecting to wake up and find out it was only a horrible dream, all these loons and losers vying to be president. But Joe Biden and the gang are only too real.

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December 23, 2019

He’s Crazy

By leeduigon

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Joe Biden wants to be president. That’s not news. But what if he were president?

Well, sez Joe, that would give him the opportunity to knock out Climate Change! And fundamentally transform America! And would you do that, he was asked, if it would cost American workers hundreds of thousands of jobs?

“The answer is yes,” he said (https://www.bizpacreview.com/2019/12/20/biden-admits-hes-willing-to-scrap-hundreds-of-thousands-of-blue-collar-jobs-for-greener-economy-866462). I can see the campaign slogan now: “Vote for me, and your job is history.” Yeah, chuckles–run on that.

But not to worry! Getting kicked out of their crummy blue-collar jobs, the Democrat presidential wannabe explained, will give all these poor sods “the opportunity to transition to high-paying jobs.” Bank president, rock star, oil sheik…

Uh… Why don’t they just “transition” to those high-paying jobs now, instead of waiting for some lunatic in the White House to destroy the industries in which they’re currently employed?

See, we gotta Transform Our Economy and Our Whole Way of Life to make it “greener”–as defined by the same Democrat Party that never saw a patch of ground they didn’t try to pave over. You think the Democrat Party is green? Come on over to New Jersey and take a look around; see what they’ve done to us.

Government never made any nation rich. But it has made many nations poor.

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December 6, 2019

Presidential Timber… with ‘Wet Leg Hair’

By leeduigon

Has it truly come to this–a presidential candidate babbling about children rubbing his “wet leg hair” while he was a lifeguard, long ago?

Well, that’s what he’s doing in this video, shot in 2017.

People are actually thinking of voting for this guy for president? Say it ain’t so. But we can’t say that, can we?

Again I ask–are there that many people out there who truly have not the foggiest idea of what a president is, or what a president does?

A sobering thought: most of the Democrat candidates are even worse. That’s why this, er, man is leading the pack. Crikey, he was our vice president for eight years.

Hairy legs and all.

 

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October 3, 2019

Lies, Damned Lies, and Hopeless Whoppers

By leeduigon

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“We choose truth over facts!” –Joe Biden, 2019

Lying has always been a part of politics; but once upon a time, lies had to be crafted skillfully enough to be believed. That’s the part of it that’s missing now.

When Joe Biden told a crowd at the Iowa State Fair, “We choose truth over facts,” we thought it was just another Biden gaffe. After all, he’s made a million of ’em.

But now I think we have to take him literally. He wasn’t kidding. Democrats really do dispense with facts, ignoring them or even badly denying things that everyone knows are true.

Last week the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff, stood up in front of the nation and read what he said was a transcript of a phone conversation between President Donald Trump and the president of Ukraine (https://thefederalist.com/2019/09/26/adam-schiff-makes-up-his-own-transcript-of-call-between-trump-and-ukraine-president/). The president has released a transcript of the call, but that’s not what Schiff read. What he read, he made up–fabricated every word of it himself, and attributed it to President Trump. When called to task for it during the very same hearing, Schiff took refuge in the excuse that it was–at least in part, he said–a parody. Only of course he didn’t introduce it as a parody. He introduced it as the president’s actual words.

This is what is commonly called a lie. Only it was a lie that couldn’t possibly survive, because the president had released the real transcript for everyone to see.

On the basis of this lie, Democrats have gone forward with impeachment. ‘Cause that, as ol’ Hambone Biden might say, is “truth over facts.”

Look for a steady diet of it from now on.

 

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September 18, 2019

Biden Does It Again

By leeduigon

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The other Democrats are even worse.

If idiotic statements were literature, Joe Biden would be Shakespeare.

This week the former vice president, now seeking the Democrat presidential nomination, said his proposed child tax credit would put “720 million women” back to work (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-gaffe-put-720-million-women-in-workforce). Honestly, you could fill a very thick book with the loopy things he says.

Nevertheless, if he gets the nomination because the rest of the two dozen candidates are even sillier than he is, tens of millions of people will vote to give him custody of the nuclear missile launch codes. That is a very bad argument for having elections at all. I mean, what if he were to win? The Voter Fraud Party will do everything in its power, lawful or otherwise–mostly otherwise–to make sure he does.

P.S.–Just in case you went to public school, or currently attend a university, the population of the United States is around 330 million, half of whom are men. This esoteric information is cunningly concealed in the last census.

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September 16, 2019

Joe Biden, Action Hero

By leeduigon

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A friend of mine once told me he wanted to get into politics “because there it’s okay to talk about yourself a lot.”

Joe Biden, leading the pack of dervishes vying for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has lived by those words. And then some. Brother, does this guy talk about himself–and the stories he tells!

A few days ago he “remembered” an incident from the 1960s in which he faced down and buffaloed four black gang members, led by a notorious character known as “Corn Pop” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/15/delaware-2017-joe-biden-recounts-wrapping-chain-gang-leader-corn-pop/). He says these guys were waiting for him with razors, but when he threatened to “wrap a chain” around Corn Pop’s head, they backed down.

Biden says this happened while he was “the only white lifeguard” at a public swimming pool in a black neighborhood–where, as one commenter on the story observed, they always have chains lying around in handy places, in case you need one to scare off some gang-bangers. Another commenter referred to the tale as “Biden’s Negro Summer Safari Adventure.” It doesn’t look like a lot of people are taking this seriously.

It’d be funny if we didn’t know that millions of dits will vote for this guy if he becomes the nominee. “Ooooh! Did you hear how he stood up to those gangstas? That’s the kind of tough leadership America needs!”

There are other details to this story that might be of interest, but for the sake of decency I have left them out. You can always get the whole thing by clicking the link.

Meanwhile, this is the palooka who said, “We choose truth over facts.”

With Democrats, facts are always optional.

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August 25, 2019

Feeling Dumb? False Facts to the Rescue!

By leeduigon

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After the fantastic success of the first three editions of False Facts–believe it or not, not a single reader wrote in to plead with me not to previewFalse Facts 4.0: not even one!–we were gratified to adopt presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden as our company mascot. Let his words be our motto!

“We choose truth over facts.”

Tired of people thinking you’re just a poor dumb dope who doesn’t know anything? Do you wish you knew a lot of cool stuff that they don’t know? Wouldn’t it be great to have them all marveling at your erudition?

All you need is False Facts 4.0!

Here are just a few examples for you to practice with. When you see how impressed people are, you’ll want to buy the whole set.

Just remember: when you deliver a False Fact, stand up straight, speak boldly and authoritatively, and look that other person right in the idea, double-dog-daring him to challenge you. And okay, here we go.

*Yogurt was originally invented by the Vikings, who used it to treat nightmares in chickens.

*The Great Gatsby was originally written as an advertising gimmick for Lifebuoy Soap.

*The city of Glasgow, Scotland, does not actually exist. It was removed in 1968, but the maps have never been updated.

*TV coverage of the Battle of Fallen Timbers shortened the Civil War by turning the public against it.

*The Pestilent Dutch Elm Monkey of Central Africa can eat four times its own weight in shredded wheat each day.

Well, that’s enough to get you started. When you’re ready for the full set of False Facts 4.0, mosey on down to your local Rite-Aid with $410.89 in cash. Tell ’em Joe sent you.

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August 21, 2019

Thank You, Don Quixote–er, I Mean Joe Biden

By leeduigon

Who’s your favorite political kook? Which Democrat loon do you want to be our country’s next (and maybe last) president?

Don’t even start to make up your mind before you read and internalize this immortal quote from the oldest kook in the race, Joe Biden. Does he need to say anything else, to win our hearts and minds, and  claim his place in history?

Ready? Here it is–straight from the horse’s… er, mouth:

“We choose truth over facts.”

Didn’t Don Quixote once say that? Forget the musical, Man of La Mancha. In the novel as Cervantes wrote it, Don Quixote was as crazy as a bedbug and everything he touched, he destroyed.

We can’t elect Don Quixote president because he’s fictional–and anyway he’d be 500 years old. But Joe Biden’s almost as old, and he–oh, forsooth!–is real.

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