Tag: Joe Biden

Democrat Follies

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Gee, who’s that in the right-hand photo?

Why, that’s Jesus Christ, of course–all ready for another turn of Jesus Christ, Superstar. This time they’ve depicted Him as a bald black woman with a screechy voice and extravagant gestures. Amazing, how totally the Bible missed that.

Following this horror we have Joe the Schmoe bumbling and fumfering, an overdose of Kamalalala, and other tidbits which, if nothing else, remind us what a disastrous bullet we dodged in 2024.

Just now they’re squabbling among themselves about who should be The Leader.

One hardly knows where to begin.

So Who Was Minding the White House

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Was he nuts all along, or just down the home stretch?

The Heritage Foundation Oversight Project has made a shocking and challenging discovery.

With only one notable exception, “virtually every document bearing Biden’s signature during his presidency was signed by an autopen” (https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/06/bombshell-discovery-could-make-all-of-bidens-presidential-actions-null-and-void-n4937648). The exception was his public statement of his intent to drop out of the 2024 presidential race.

“Who was running the country when Joe Biden was not all there?” asked the foundation.

The suggestion is that, since President Biden did not actually sign anything, then all the official acts that he pretended to sign for must be considered “null and void.”

The further suggestion is that with the president in la-la land all the time, the business of the presidency was taken care of by First Lady Jill Biden, First Crook Hunter Biden, and a bunch of nameless 20-something Far Left staffers. None of these people was ever voted for. They had no authority to govern anything.

As for SloJo… Where the devil was he? What was he doing? And what about all those executive orders, and legislative items, that he signed into law? Are they still laws, if no one with the authority to do so signed them into law? Is anybody bound to obey them? What about judges appointed by Biden, signed into office by… who? Do their rulings still apply?

What a mess.

Let’s see if the nooze media can bury this scandal.

‘Thank You, Don Quixote–Er, I Mean Joe Biden’ (2019)

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Don Quixote in his study: no facts here!

This was written while Democrats were still trying to decide on whom to run for president in 2020. Out of a bumper crop of wackos, they chose the oldest wacko.

Thank You, Don Quixote–er, I Mean Joe Biden

We really should have listened to what this antique leftist had to say in 2019. Sometimes he sounded just like Don Quixote: “We choose truth over facts,” etc. Forget Man of La Mancha. As Cervantes wrote it, Don Quixote was as mad as a hatter, a walking disaster area who reduced everything he touched to chaos.

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

 

‘The Future of Democracy’ (Oh, Please!)

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Photos of Joe Biden Eating Ice Cream

Here he is in one of his increasingly rare lucid intervals.

Crapmeister-in-Chief SloJo Biden last night warned Americans that “the future of democracy” is on the line in next week’s midterm elections (https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/2022-11-03/ty-article/update-5-biden-warns-election-deniers-pose-threat-blames-trump/00000184-3ad0-d46d-ab96-bafb924b0000).

SloJo launched a pre-emptive strike on “election deniers,” them being such a mortal threat to democracy and all. Here’s how I interpret it:

“We’ve gotta keep our power, we’ve gotta win these elections, so of course we’re cheating, we couldn’t possibly win if we didn’t–and come Nov. 9, any Republican who accuses us of cheating is A Threat To Democracy!”

Tens of millions of us are convinced the 2020 election was rigged to put Biden in the White House. Hmmm… If it were 51% of us who thought so, wouldn’t “democracy” require that to be the official position?

Lessee, what do you suppose really is a greater threat to our republic? (They keep calling it a “democracy,” but it isn’t. The Constitution guarantees each state in the union a republican form of government.) People saying the 2020 election was something less than honest… or runaway inflation, feckless foreign policy, massive governmental corruption, transgender mania, zillions of illegals rushing over our un-enforced southern border, Critical Race Theory in our schools… or Dodderin’ Joe himself and the idiots with which he is surrounded?

Take all the time you need to think about it.

One Point Better Than ‘Nobody At All’

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In what many Democrats consider their strongest demographic, 18-29-year-olds (who haven’t outgrown college yet), only 1 percent (!) say they “strongly support” SloJo Biden (https://omny.fm/shows/dave-and-dujanovic/only-1-percent-of-18-29-year-olds-strongly-approve).

That’s only one point better than nobody!

At the same time, a New York Times-Siena College poll finds that only 1 percent (!) of Americans think “climate change” is a pressing issue demanding government action (NYT, July 17, “As the Planet Cooks, Climate Stalls as a Political Issue–sorry the link doesn’t work).

One percent. And Dems want to make “Climate Emergency” a signature issue… that 1 percent of the people care about.

Do they think they’re popular? Only 1 percent are keen on the alleged president. And that’s among their favorite group of voters.

I am a political scientist. I’m supposed to understand this s***. There are only a few possible explanations.

*Dems haven’t seen these polls (highly unlikely).

*They simply don’t believe them. (Why? What do they know that we don’t know?)

*For some reason we cannot detect, they are supremely confident in their chances in this year’s mid-term elections–like they already know they’ll win, it’s already in the bag. Is that ignorance, folly, hubris, or secret knowledge? Like, “Ha-ha, you just can’t stop us from stealing an election!”

Has this become the Party of the 1 Percenters?

Getting kind of crazy, isn’t it?

 

Heck, Joe, There’s Always TikTok…

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Gotta fix this image, don’t they?

SloJo’s approval rating has dipped into the mid-to-low thirties, and there are those of us who are sure that an honest figure would be much lower.

Now I hate it when a nooze item I’m going to use as a source disappears from the Internet before I can post a link to it. That has happened again this morning. So I’ve got no link, and I’ll have to ask you to take my word for it.

Once again, as it has already done so many times, the Biden-occupied White House has turned to teen-age “influencers” on TikTok to help sell the president, his policies, and his excuses. When they were summoned to the White House in March, they were paid $1,000 each to sell the party line (https://leeduigon.com/2022/03/17/this-is-how-we-run-our-country/).

TikTok is owned and operated by an agency of the Chinese Communist Party. The brainless “influencers” are Party tools. They’re always in bed with the Biden Regime, which is always in bed with the Chicoms.

So now they’re all back together again, trying to refurbish SloJo’s imagine. Those pix of him falling up and down the stairs to Air Force One have not been helpful. Can we have some of Joe reeling in a record-setting black marlin? Could we photo-shop him into the winner of a sumo match?

TikTok, Red China, and Biden: perfect together.

Shake the Schools and Pour…

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[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Oh, our poor country!

I’m not a Newt Gingrich fan, but he does have a point. Vice President (oh, please) Kamala Harris, he says, “is the first product of our modern teachers’ union/woke education system to get anywhere.” Which is to say, “She knows nothing” and is oblivious to things going on around her.

And should anything happen to SloJo Biden, already the worst president ever, this human train wreck, Kamala Harris, would replace him. So if he’s alive in 2024, he’s runnin’. Like, who do the Democrats have who wouldn’t be even worse?

Do we have enough kids homeschooling to carry the country on their shoulders when they grow up? It’s a scary thought: a whole generation of nothingburgers like Kamala taking over America. Sheesh. If that doesn’t kill us, nothing will. Just her cackling alone might do it…

Where Did This Nooze Story Go?

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“What, me worry?”

I scan a lot of nooze stories, during the course of a day. Late yesterday afternoon, I jotted one down for use today.

Well, it ain’t there anymore. Can’t find it anywhere.

It seems our (ahem!) “president,” SloJo Biden, has said that “Republicans are an existential threat to our democracy.”

What does he propose to do about it? I don’t know: the story disappeared before I could study it. I thought it’d be here for me, somewhere, this morning. I can only think that once again Our Free & Independent Nooze Media has run interference for their fair-haired boy. In this case, by erasing the story. “Never happened!”

Well, Joe-Joe, the feeling’s mutual. I see you as an existential threat to our republic. You’ve already done major damage. Imagine what you could do with two more years in office. God forbid. (I mean that literally, as a prayer.)

I don’t expect this particular nooze story to be brought back. Sort of like that video footage of Palestinians dancing in the streets to celebrate 9/11. Millions of us saw it, but we are told it never happened.

And this will never have happened, either.

 

Now You Can Be Wrong All the Time!

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A clock that doesn’t run at all is still right twice a day. But this is better!

The DNC Countdown Co. is now offering America a clock that’s never right! yes, we said “never.” No matter what you do with it, adjust it to your heart’s consent–you still have a 50/50 chance of being wrong every single time! What other timepiece can make that claim?

Yes! Now you can have the same kind of clock or wristwatch that President Biden uses all the time. Have you ever wondered how he can possibly be wrong about everything, every time? Have you ever wondered how a whole presidential administration, plus Dr. Fauci, can be wrong every time they flap their jaws?

It starts simply with not ever knowing what time it is!

See that clock in the picture? Is it twelve after five or twenty-five after two? All you can do is guess! And yes, you can always guess wrong. Ask anyone in Washington!

Order while the supply lasts. These are going to be hot little items. We’ll hold the cost at $1,500 each for as long as we can.

New, Improved! World Order

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And here’s SloJo, babbling about a “New World Order…”

Dude! We already have a New World Order–remember? The one with George Bush and Obama and Klaus Schwab and that little pipsqueak over in France… Oh! And Justin Trudeau, too. I mean, we have a New World Order, so what you’re talkin’ about would be a New New World Order.

Later, in a secret speech delivered to phantom voters, SloJo said “The New New World Order, which we’ve got to lead, will be founded on voter fraud, taxation, private jets for high officials but only rickety old buses full of chicken-poop for the masses, a news media that never, ever, tells the truth, massive corruption like you wouldn’t believe was even possible, and total government control over everybody’s lives, with technicians from Red China to manage it.” He paused to grin vaguely at a spot on the ceiling. “It’s gonna be great!” he added. “President Harris will give you more details.”