This is what it’ll look like when they’re done with it.
Today’s Sunday, it’s an NFL football day, and I am left out, boxed in, and teed off!
See, now they play a special “B”lack national anthem before they play the real one, and all the players kneel to show us peasants how oppressed they are, etc. Well, blow me down–we’re gonna need some more national anthems! Lots more. Why should “B”lacks be the only ones to get their own anthem?
I am half-German, a quarter French, and a quarter Irish–and there must be, oh, dozens out there like me! All feeling slighted and excluded and triggered by the fact that football won’t play our Franco-German-Irish national anthem–Le Marseilles Uber Alles Go Bragh!
And then they can play all the other national anthems that they want, and kneel for six hours if they want–I won’t care, as long as they’ve played my national anthem.
Always presuming I want to watch the game at all.