Emboldened by the fact that he wasn’t dragged out of the governor’s mansion by an angry mob with torches, California Governor Gavin Noisome has issued another mandate–hot on the heels of his admonition to the public to keep their face masks on “in between bites” while eating.
“I almost forgot to mention that social distancing, six feet apart at least, must continue to be practiced by couples having sex,” he declared. “I realize this might be difficult for some, but where there’s a will, there’s a way! Step-ladders and flexible rubber tubing spring to mind.”
The governor added that his latest social distancing mandate “might go national” if Joe Biden is elected president.
“Remember,” he added, “we only control your lives because we know what’s best for you.”
That guy is an unbelievable nit wit. He can’t even run his own life wisely.
Hilarious — but you’d better watch out or you’ll give him ideas for his next mandate! 🙂
I wonder if he’d pay me royalties.
Maybe he’d send you a box of face masks.
First it was wear a mask while having sex, but this is just going too far.
Democrats want to see just how far they can go.
California getting more and more crazy; latest I heard yesterday the governor has a bright idea of wearing wasks between meals….face palm