‘The Liberal Chronicle of Narnia: “The Earth Priestess Brings Social Justice to the Workers”‘ (2016)

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Here I go again with archaic political notions. I just can’t help myself–can’t drum up even the tiniest flicker of desire to get woke.

Hey! What would you get if liberals rewrote C.S. Lewis’ Chronicles of Narnia?

You’d get a load of schiff like this.

The Liberal Chronicle of Narnia: ‘The Earth Priestess Brings Social Justice to the Workers’

It’s liberals, so of course the White Witch is the hero and everything bad is good, everything good is bad. That’s being with it! That’s being in tune with the times.

Proceeds from the sale of Earth Priestess will go to pay bail for rioters.

3 comments on “‘The Liberal Chronicle of Narnia: “The Earth Priestess Brings Social Justice to the Workers”‘ (2016)

  1. I was going to suggest an update in which the White Witch description would fit the current Democrat VP candidate (especially the voice that can etch glass), but the Whiteness would be a problem, since social justice now insists that all things white are evil. And then it occurred to me…. (cue music for suspense) …

    What we really have now is the “The Last Battle,” with the clueless and compliant ass posing as the top of the Democrat ticket, while the clever and strident monkey runs the show.

  2. Today at the Trump Rally at the White House Trump said the Democrat Party has gone beyond Socialism, and then someone in the crowd yelled “Communist” and Trump responded yes, Communism.

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