Guaranteed 100% useless
When you run out of serious things to protest, you can protest imaginary things. And when your imagination runs dry–for college students, that takes about three minutes–you can always protest silly things. Like this march for hydroponic cilantro.
It’s going to be a real problem, what to do with these morons after they finally stop going to college. Maybe Democrats could start a war, bring back their beloved draft–never mind. With an army full of college students, we’d surely be conquered.