‘Now They’re Marching for Hydroponic Cilantro?’ (2017)

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When you run out of serious things to protest, you can protest imaginary things. And when your imagination runs dry–for college students, that takes about three minutes–you can always protest silly things. Like this march for hydroponic cilantro.

Now They’re Marching for… Hydroponic Cilantro?

It’s going to be a real problem, what to do with these morons after they finally stop going to college. Maybe Democrats could start a war, bring back their beloved draft–never mind. With an army full of college students, we’d surely be conquered.

‘A Hero for Our Time’ (2013)

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I wrote this six years ago, and we still haven’t found anyone with the courage to protest his neighbors’ personal lives.

A Hero for Our Time

Hey, it takes courage to hunker down on somebody’s front law and denounce them for eating meet, having children, and acting as if there were no such thing as Anthropowhatsis Climbit Change that can only be fixed by an all-powerful government controlling every aspect, even the most minute aspects, of everybody’s lives.

Dare to be stupid!