Whell nhow i undder-stand wye Jane Fonder she says “the” Vyris “it” “is” our Frend!!! Becose it whil finely Let “us” get ridd “Of” Chrissmiss!!!!!
Czech it Out!! Thare woont be no Santy Claws in nun “of” The stoars this yeer on accownt “of” evry Boddy thay al gets Sick And Die ((!)) iff thay gets two Close “to” eech Other,, unlest “thay” Are dooing Piecefull Protest and seting stufff On Fire!!!! The Vyris it knows! not to Hurt no one whoo is Riotting for Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!
And aslo too yiu “cant” sing no stopid Chrissmiss carals unlest yiu Keeep yur Fays Maask on and jist wisper!!!!
Sea, Chrissmiss it is Hat Speach becose its fore chrisschins and its Got Jesus In It!!!!!! Jesus he “Is” “the” Biggist Hater Biggit of themb all!!!!!!!! Reely thare “is” No Poynt in Banning Evry-Thing unlest yiu aslo Ban Jesus!! and the Bybble!!!! And it is a goood Thing for yiu that yiu got al us Interllecturals to axplane it too yiu becose stopid peeple “whoo” are Not In Collidge thay cant Think “strait”!”! thay doughnt Unnder-Stand nothing!!!!!
So thiss yeer at Our End “of” Yeer Hollowday Praty we are goingto Warship the Vyris and sing Covid carals!!!!! and nhow that we gloode the Hed back on our Statchew of Pressadint Obamma we can Warship himb tooo!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa, Collige Joe has really overdosed on the Kool-aid. Way too much truth in this post. The Left is coming after our faith in Christ – they will not stand for it.
I’m still wrapping my mind around Covid Carols. 🙂
“Deck the Halls with Social Distance”
Tra, la, la, la, la, yippee kiyo, kayeigh. 🙂
Oh–you’ve heard that one before?
Now the Scarf Lady (Dr. Birx) is telling people that they shouldn’t even be in the same homes with their families, because that’s where the virus is spreading now that cold weather is driving people indoors. See:
https://www.gopusa.com/dr-birx-tells-lightfoot-her-new-covid-restrictions-wont-be-enough/
(See especially the comment by “Columba” — ahem ahem, c’est moi.)
I keep telling everybody: Democrats intend for this business to go on forever.