Kittens Pick Winning Lottery Numbers!

It’s really quite simple. You put down two ping-pong balls for each number, record the number of times the balls get batted in ten minutes (15 if the balls are white instead of orange), divide by the number of kittens involved in the play, and then square the whole thing up by multiplying by the square root of minus-one. The result is the winning Power Ball numbers.

Question for the ages: Why is is that you can just about always buy ping-pong balls in a liquor store? What’s the connection there?

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